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Shameless flirt. That's like a spike right through my heart. I am crying right now. -Sage

OH NO!!!.... We're losing him..... NURSE!!! Electrified Zucchini STAT......... Cram it right up there....... CLEAR!!!!!!! SAGE!!!!! How many red belts am I holding up?? What do you mean you can't count pass 3??? I'm not even holding a belt 🤨
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Wow really??? Ask hates my name so much that it deleted the question and answer and everything gaaaah ripp 💔💔😭

Ask doesn't deserve you or your name darling :'(
I'll answer that anon's question here:
Hi, Nick <3 talks about me so I wonder how you don't already know? I'm Lebanese and a nurse. What else do you wanna know? If he doesn't want me to answer a question of yours then I won't hehe
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Sage is late for his daily evaluation again. Is there a sale on breadsticks? He was very angited last time. Broke my Southern Butter Backdoor Balm jar and yelled something about his coupon app. Apparently, it wasn't fuctioning. Nurse Ratched has prepared a special injection. -Dr. Alexander Monroe

I ignored his daily “Hey Rachel” message. I cannot help you out on his whereabouts today, Dr. Monroe. 🤣

Tell me something good

I have a really cute fun fact for you: The surgical gloves, also called the gloves of love, were invented by a surgeon out of love for his wife, who was a scrub nurse. His wife couldn't use the disinfectants on her hands, required before every surgery by the protocols of their hospital, because she had a skin condition and was considering leaving the hospital.
She wasn't even his wife at that time, which makes it even cuter.

It's hard to control your anger

Sage please stop harassing me about my special needs. I didn't do anything wrong to deserve you going around lying about me. Just because I refuse to date you, that doesn't give you the right to go around and spread false information about me. Okay? I really do have my disorders. And you're a dietary aide. Right? I don't think they know about epilepsy. But please quit harassing me about it. I've been bullied enough. Please. I haven't done anything to you to deserve it. Nurses and doctors know about it. My new worker was a nurse and still has her license. So please stop harassing me about what I have.

Nobody would pay 3,500 a month for a house rental

Obviously they would if it's a full house utilities included... on average an apartment goes for $2,391, Erins brother and sister is paying $1,000 in a housing unit. Rent in Canada is far different than rent in the USA, yeah you pay cheaper rent but also earn less than Canadians on your minimum wage, you guys are making what people made here in the 90s . Fast Food employees make 16.55 on the new minimum wage hike and i'm sure the managers make 25 an hour and a nurse that lives by us makes 45$ an hour and thats how the fast food workers in Canada can afford to vacation
Nobody would pay 3500 a month for a house rental

اكتر حد هيترجم دي صح لإما يخد 50 كوينز أو يسأل سؤال في الإنجلش وهجاوب عليه My grandmother was in a car accident. She was brought to the hospital in an ambulance.The nurse called my father. I could sense something was wrong. My father looked shocked.

علي ما أعتقد انك بتقولي أن جدتك عملت حادثه ونقلت بسياره الإسعاف والممرضه كلمت باباكي وهو كان مصدوم وانتي حسيتي أن في حاجه مقلقه

For you. Ano mahirap sa pagiging isang nurse?

JohnVincentMacalaladMisola’s Profile PhotoJV Misola
I haven't worked in that field, but from what I've seen, they go through a lot like not having enough sleep, being patient all the time, and feeling tired despite not getting fair pay.

What is so bad about going to the gyno office ? Stop being such a big baby.

There’s far worse things in life but having your cervix held open with a cold metal tool by an old dude with a young female nurse watching is always a bit awkward. 🤣

If you dressed up as a famous couple who would it be?

Wednesday Addams and Enid Sinclair, Marceline and Princess Bubblegum, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn, Jack and Sally, Harley Quinn and Joker, Raven and Starfire, Kim Possible and Shego, Velma and Daphne, Queen of Hearts and The White Queen, Angel and Devil, Ghostface and Casey Becker, Red Riding Hood and Wolf, Reaper and Enchantress, and Witch Doctor and VooDoo Nurse... (I know some of these aren't couples, but I don't care)

What was worse than a heartbreak?

20th October 2018.
I was sleeping in my Taya room and at around 7 am nurse said that his oxygen levels (respiration) are getting low please call someone who can attend him or take him to hospital.
Well this was normal to me as it has been happening since few days so I called my sister and told her the situation and after that I slept again.
At 11 pm my sister woke me up and told me that Taya is no more with us.
I miss him and I still hate myself for not being able to stay by his side when he needed me the most.
Why he was close to me:
I have been living with him since childhood as he acted as my father since my both parents left this world when I was 3.

Você conseguiria aplicar uma injeção em você mesmo(a) se fosse preciso?

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"" dz9ronin’s Profile
Lgrabb:
"Would you be able to give yourself an injection if you had to?
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Haha !" ""
This brought a wry but pleasant grin to my being . . . .
I was on haemodialysis for 6 years & 26 days ; and self cannulated 3x a week . . . large bore blunt needles , arterial & venous !
It is such a pleasure to be free from the threat of a thick clumsy nurse ! (roughly 1 in ten just can't do it . . )
Now , I do vitamin B12 , intramuscular , deep ~ when you do it yourself , you don't feel a thing . has to be plunged deep to be effective .
Vaccinations , inc. Covid, Flu, etc. are intramuscular . . .
*cycling on dialysis greatly improves the efficiency of the ultra filtration*
Você conseguiria aplicar uma injeção em você mesmoa se fosse preciso

I think in my time on ask, I reckon I know you well enough to know. You’d flirt with your nurse if she was pretty enough ☺️😅😂🥰

Shithappensrightxo’s Profile PhotoJ
awwww tbh I’ve never had a nurse since birth, cept for the dentist assistant, would dress up for me when I’m injured J 🥹🤒🤕

I wish I had become a doctor. Idk if I’ll ever truly be happy or feel as secure financially

Well, your choice ofc, but, personally I find this job too stressful. Thereis a sad statistics of alcoholism level among doctors, which says a lot how hard is that. And in general I can't imagehow I, for example, conduct surgery, or just make injections as my mum did being nurse. I just can't.

When you were a kid, how did you answer the question, “what do you want to be when you grow up?”

I remembered I answer that question that I want to be a nurse because I want to take care of people who are sick. Pero ngayon, ang layo ng course na kinuha ko hahahaha.

Have you considered going to therapy? (Not calling you a crazy person, I swear! Lol SheeeeeeEeeesh) 🤪😝 Have you ever gone? If so, what was your experience like?

I have been on and off for over ten years. I have a psychiatric nurse at the moment and she's one of the better ones I've had. I've made some progress with her and I feel I can speak to her openly. I've had some that I definitely couldn't speak about my darkest thoughts with cause I didn't trust them or their "advice" was just stupid like just have a cup of tea or run a bath 🥴

SALAM EVERYONE from Peshwar,I have done my fsc pre medicl ,waiting for result kpk Someone helo me ..Im preparing for mdct ...huge competition nowdays im getting into anxiety .I dont wanna waste my year ..not even doctor concious suggest some othr fields ? Mdct ky bad BS admission mil gai na 🤕😭

Official_sanakhan’s Profile Photoثناء خان
Walaikum Salam. Nothing is more noble than serving the sick so if you want to do that no education is needed just doing it is whats needed. Don't know much about degrees but i do know that doesn't matter if youre a doctor or nurse or a peon in a hospital you are way better than the rest of us.
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Do you know who named you and why did they choose the name you were given?

akciMMicka’s Profile Photo⚜️ m o n i c a ⚜️
My name was cast in stone even before I was conceived. Upon my older brother's birth, a nurse mentioned to my parents that the next will be an 'Aisyah'. And my parents heeded her wisdom. In addition, 'Aisyah' is the name of one of Prophet Muhammad's (peace ve upon him) wives. So, it's an honorable name. Alhamdulillah.

What is the worst thing your surgeon could say just as the anesthesia kicks in?

DionysusArius’s Profile PhotoMetanoia
Scenario A:
"Oh no! Needle's stuck in her butt!"
Scenario B:
"Search 'how to peform a lobotomy' on WikiHow."
Scenario C:
"We've got the wrong patient!" (nurse says as the surgeon's scalpel pieerces through my skin)
Scenario D:
"Have we prepared the pickle solution for her brain preservation in a beaker?"
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Do you have a best friend? If so, how did you meet them? 👍 😇

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3 best friends - one from every stage of my study 😅
👉Basic school - she is a nurse in hospital and she helped me a lot with surgery of my father and son🥰
👉Secondary grammar school - she is fin. manager and we are in the touch via fb mostly
👉University - she works in advertising company and we use to meet regularly in some cafe and talking, talking, talking a lot 😁😅👍

Assume that you're on a dating app or meeting someone, what career/job of theirs would make you swipe past or pass up a date with them OR a career you don't wanna look in your partner to pursue?

Yes : business owner( be it MSME) , teaching professional, nurse / doctor, administrative officer, unemployed
No : fashion model/ influencer, reels banane wali, Snapchat streaks banane wali, company secretary ( can be a govt. secretary tho) , air hostess, tinder/ happn/bumble user

How often do you drink water?

It varies. I drink when I'm thirsty. I keep a water bottle on my desk so I can take a sip whenever I feel the urge. I'm guessing I drink about two-three liters a day. I generally sneak in some tea in the mornings and beers on hockey nights.
16 cups of water per day? Holy hell. Just me, but that seems like too much. If you view water as something to "get over with" and binge on, then you should maybe re-evaluate what water is and what it does in your body. If you're slamming most of that in the morning, most of it will probably just go right through you. If your piss is totally clear, stop drinking water. It should be light yellow. I prefer to just carry a water jug around with me all day and nurse it, and fill it up several times per day, or down a cup of water if I am feeling particularly thirsty.
I drink a quart of water with breakfast, one with lunch and one with dinner. I drink an additional quart after I work out -- be it in before or after lunch. I drink little else except a large cup of coffee in the morning. After definitely being dehydrated for decades of my life, I cannot remember the last time I actually felt thirsty. It's usually good practice to have a glass of water next to your desk at work. Take sips every so often to keep yourself hydrated throughout the day. Also, since it will fill up your bladder, drinking water regularly while at work allows you to take your eyes off the screen and go for a walk to stretch your legs on the way to the bathroom.
Within an hour of waking up I'm in for about 32 ounces of water then I steadily drink water throughout the day. It's not uncommon for me to have 1 to 2 gallons throughout the day and when summer hits because my job is physical 2 to 4 gallons isn't out of the ordinary with some packets of liquid IV mixed in. I don't drink coffee or energy drinks. The only time I have soda is a ginger ale usually mixed with alcohol. I'll have a nice tea though.
At work waiting at the water cooler, I have 3 mins to get a drink and get back to my desk and take another call. A new trainee has turned up and is filling a 1 litre+ water bottle. After 90 second I think eff this, and head back to my desk with 100ml left in my reused Innocent bottle. 90 minutes later it is lunch, and she is there filling up the bottle again. This time I can wait for a bit of water. I know they say keep hydrated, but this seems to be literally taking the proverbial. I think I heard on one of these Michael Moseley things a doctor saying 'drink when you are thirsty.' Which I do. Are people over hydrating these days? I honestly wouldn't have time to be going to the toilet every half hour, so I don't know where these people are putting it all.

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Have you had any experience of taking care of elderly people? Whether you worked in elderly care or in your personal life. How did / do you find it? 🧓

TobbeAsks’s Profile PhotoTobbe
I lived with my grandparents for a while when they were alive, and helped them. I also acted as a home nurse when my grandmother was recovering from colon cancer. I like the elderly. I'd rather take care of seniors than babies.

Can I find a job in the UK if I don't have references from previous employers? I want to work as a nurse?

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Doubt you could as they ask for previous work employment references as how can known you are right for job role without the references I think that in every job role unless you have never a job before

Do you agree with the saying "it's a bad day, not a bad life"?

daveb2186’s Profile PhotoDynamarmite
For the most part. I do think for some people there’s more bad than good or decent days but I believe in finding reasons to live and smile every day even if that reason is tiny. I couldn’t until I’d got a good combo of meds and a nurse I felt comfortable with but without trying, things won’t ever improve 🙂

I really don't want the smear test done I'm not sexually active and mum booked me in to have it done and I really don't want it done 😭

I assume you are over the age of eighteen as it’s a smear test so it is not her decision, it’s yours. If it is an embarrassment thing then I would try and push through it and get the test because it could save your life. Even if you’re not sexually active it could pick up on any abnormalities. Nurses do not care what it looks like, they are too busy trying to get what is needed and besides, they see bodies all day every day. Maybe you could talk any concerns you have about the test with a nurse first? If it’s still not something you feel you can do right now, it is your decision. I’m not getting mine done yet for other reasons but it would be so much easier if they found a way for us to do the test ourselves or have boyfriend or trusted friends do it for us 🤷🏻‍♀️

I hope it's nothing too serious why you had to visit the nurse. I'm doing fine, personally.

It wasn’t, I get bloods/ecg and blood pressure taken monthly so just a regular check up. Good to hear, hope your day has been going well
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I'm sure someone has discussed with you the pros and cons of being a traveling nurse. Whats your thoughts?

Actually we were talking about this the other day .. I’m thinking of being a travel nurse 👩‍⚕️ it sounds exciting a chance to travel and help others and being away from the comfort zone but being away from family and friends wouldn’t be great 👍
Im sure someone has discussed with you the pros and cons of being a traveling

The cervical cancer screening is retarded I don't want it done and I don't want to show any part of my body to strangers

I remember my first time having the screening done. It's understandable you feel scared and vulnerable - I did too! But it was really quick and the nurse helped me to feel more at ease and talked me through it. They see a lot of women for screening and have seen it all before. It's a few minutes which could save your life and identify any pre-cancerous cells before they even become cancer. I'd argue that is worth the momentary discomfort but it is your body and your choice at the end of the day.

I had the cervical screening test letter in the post I really don't want that done I don't know what to do?

You can make appointments to discuss any concerns that you have or to reassure you. If you’re not wanting to because you feel embarrassed, then remember they see so many that they will barely bat an eyelid at you. I just had my letter too. I’m not having mine for different reasons but if you can go at least to talk about it with a nurse, please do 💓

Have you ever disagreed with your doctors diagnosis for you?

Shannon678900’s Profile PhotoShannon
🏥 Yes. I used to be hospitalised with vomiting for days on end, including vomiting blood (hematitis, and gastro peresis) . It started happening in the early 1990s and by the early 2000s was happening around three times a year and involved at least a week in hospital plus a week at home recovering.
👨🏻‍⚕️ A consultant had proposed in the early days that I had autonomic neuropathy but this was never picked up on/taken seriously when I moved to Scotland.
🏥 At first the general belief there was I was somehow destroying myself through excess and not managing my diabetes, despite my blood sugars being ok when I was first admitted to the hospital (they got worse due to the time it used to take to get new diabetic patients written up for insulin) and my blood alcohol being zero.
👨🏻‍⚕️ One doctor thought I was entirely to blame and discharged me from the ward while I was still puking, getting the nurse to ring a taxi to pick me up.
🏥 (With a different hat on, sometime later I found myself at a hospital meeting where I raised the issue about insulin and I believe they took it seriously enough to change procedures, though I don’t know for sure).
🍳 Anyway eventually I was formally tested for autonomic neuropathy. I had to eat a meal of radioactive eggs and radioactive orange juice and get spun round in machines and so on. They discovered that I did indeed have this condition, explaining nausea, dizziness, fainting and vomiting.
💊 I’m now medicated and have only had the hematitis twice in the decade since, though I still get dizzy/faint/nauseus.
🚕 I sometimes feel I would like to get that doctor who discharged me, still puking, into a taxi, all those years ago and whack his head against a wall, metaphorically, and remind him that he should believe patients more often.

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Have you ever written a poem? If yes, what was it about?

nai269549’s Profile Photoʟᴇɪᴀɴ ♕
🕳 a hundred! Take this new one
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I can't wait to release this bird
And watch it take flight.
I've taken time to nurse and nurture it
Like it's mother might.
And as the time comes to let fly,
My patient, into the light.
I am at once amazed and in awe
With such a beautiful sight.

What kinds of stuff do you have on your keychain?

House key, car key, nurse keyring, a tassel, parents house key, M-I-L house key, bottle opener, resin teddy bear 🏠 🔑
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