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⠀⠀⠀⠀⋆ ⠀ INTERLUDE ⠀❜ : ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ʷʰᶤˢᵏᵉʸ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᵃᶜᵘᵖ . ♡

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀───────────── ⠀ ╯ ⠀SARCASM ( n. )
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the⠀⠀⠀⠀ ability⠀ ⠀⠀to⠀⠀⠀ insult⠀⠀ idiots
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀without⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ them⠀⠀⠀⠀ realising⠀⠀⠀ it.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀please don’t expect me to always be good
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀and kind and loving. there are times when
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I ⠀⠀will⠀⠀ be⠀⠀ cold⠀⠀ and⠀ thoughtless
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀and hard to understand. ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀╭──────⁽ ᵖᵉʳᵐᵃᵐᵉᶰᵗ ʰᵉᵃᵈ ᵈᵃᵐᵃᵍᵉ ⁾──────╯
INTERLUDE   ˢʰᵉˢ ʷʰᶤˢᵏᵉʸ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᵃᶜᵘᵖ

I guess that ask era where people actually gave a shit and used to answer comprehensively to a question really is finally over now

Oh, absolutely! It's not like we live in an age where information and resources are readily available at our fingertips. Who needs comprehensive answers when we can just rely on quick Google searches and social media sound bites? Who cares about understanding complex issues when we can just resort to snarky one-liners and sarcasm to get our point across? It's a brave new world, my friend! 🙄

How would you describe your own sense of humor? Maybe share something that recently made you laugh? Can be anything, a meme, a picture, video, etc… 😆

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I have a very dark type of humour that's so subtle that most people don't know if I am joking or if I am serious. You can imagine it as in Netflix Wednesday. I do practise sarcasm but I don't try to offend people with it, as often used in ironic comments where humour is used to criticise someone's behaviour or other aspects as a form of humour. Simply, because I find it unpolite.

People here on ask are so philosophical for no fucking reason. Understand the humor and sarcasm, people! Fgs. Zindgi mein problems already bohat hain. Take things lightly. No need to give unnecessary lectures on questions. If you don’t like the question, don’t answer. Stop with the BS already!

Neither she has humor nor does she take anything lightly. Moreover she's just giving another lecture!

sarcasm sau ai fost serioasa ? :)))) poate sunt mai fraier si nu m-am prins, dar felul in care ai raspuns este echivoc

nu sunt străină de durere. știu ce înseamnă să treci prin anumite lucruri, care să îți degradeze atât sufletul, cât și mintea..până în punctul în care să simți că "mori".
tu nu mori efectiv, doar că e un sentiment atât de intens încât nu îl poți asemăna decât cu asta și sincer, oarecum, asemănarea asta nu are în totalitate sens.
e mai crunt să trăiești uneori decât să mori.
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When you tell him to leave u alone and he actually leaves you alone. - Sarcasm

کبھی سوچنا فری ٹائم میں کہ ہو سکتا ہے وہ بھی کسی مایوی ٹینشن میں گرفتار ہو لیکن تمہارے سامنے اسے اپنے چہرے پہ نہ آنے دے رہا ہو اور جب تم اسے بولو کہ مجھے اکیلا چھوڑ دو اس وقت اسے تمہاری زیادہ ضرورت ہو۔۔۔

Nightmare went looking for him after he saw how the kid messed up the Afterdeath family

..That's just wonderful ..*Sarcasm* ..now I have to worry about Nightmare coming after him.. for all the wrong reasons..I suppose I should go find them and explain..where is Sans and his husband?
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sarcasm aur batameezi mein farak hota hai ... aur yeh yahan kafi logon ko nai pata

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Just do your thing, girl, say whatever you want to them because these kids think what they're saying is savage and sarcastic, but all they're doing is dumping trash from their mouth and dumping it here and they don't give a fuck, so all you have to do is respond to them and don't give a fuck. There is nothing to be concerned about. Sometimes you have to say bad things just to get along in this world because you can't hear what you don't want to hear and you have every right to defend it. If you inherited your parents' manners, all you have to do is ignore and pretend that people like this don't exist.

What kind of people are you fond of?

I am a laid back kind of person with a loud personality; I am huge on talking when I have gotten to know the person/people I am living with. This has been a fascinating journey which I am keen to continue.
Geeks with a tendency to get fired up about social issues. I've been with people of varying body types but it pretty much always comes back to that sort of personality. Likely as it matches my own. What varries is the topic of their geekdom.
As far as a romantic relationship, someone who can binge watch Netflix or HBO Go with me, do the dishes after I cook & have a good sense of humor. If you don't speak sarcasm, GTFO. Also, I enjoy having my alone time, give me that & we're good to go.
Introverted people. Not necessarily quiet, because I do know a few that are loud and seem like the life of the party. I'm an extrovert in a mostly introverted immediate family, and then for some reason I'm attracted to other introverts instead of other extroverts. Honestly a person who gets my stupid sense of humor. It's one thing to get along with someone but if I can find someone who I can make the same types of jokes with then I've just made a real friend.
Used to think intelligence was the deciding factor, but the older I get, the more I’ve realized that intelligence doesn’t impress me that much. On the other hand, every once in a while someone will still do something so unexpectedly kind and generous that it blows my mind and restores my faith in humanity.
I'm the kind of person who wants to have friends but can't talk to people causing a massive build up of rage and frustration that I have to bottle up inside myself.
I'm the kind of person who gets to the cinema more than an hour before showtime. I get to the airport 5 hours before a flight. I keep extra socks, underwear, first aid supplies, chargers, and rain gear in my backpack at all times. I plan everything obsessively because I'm always convinced everything will go wrong and I must be prepared for everything. It sucks.
I'm the type of person that everyone assumes is an extrovert - I'm totally an introvert. I won't say anything behind your back that i won't say to your face- and at times that has been harsh for people - though they seem to like my honesty
I'm that guy who, when in my own little world, looks like he wants to kill everything. But as soon as you engage me in conversation, I am nice and chipper almost to the point of being creepy. I've been told I am too smiley too quick.
I come off as a go lucky type of guy , my life motto is " just smile and wave " . I'm a restless person , I'm studious ( mechanical engineer here ) , hardworking and concerned about my future . But I know where I'm heading towards , what my goals are, and more importantly that I'm content with my life . I'm 23 years old , and I just want to help others . :)
That strange weird girl with a guy mentality and full of perverted humor.

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Pap never seen pic before or fake account

Seeing as you asked sooooo nicely! *sarcasm if you can't tell*
Just took this. Its a cute snapchat filter xD and not yet seen! I haven't edited it for Instagram yet xD
🌸 If you're going to accuse me of something, at least have the sense to back it up.
🌸 You do realise that I've posted proof pics, as well as videos right?
🌸 Not to mention my live stream is linked in my bio xD
Pap never seen pic before or fake account

Mujhe nai pata tha Ke Mard e Nazuk itna hurt hongay, jab mard Bakra kha saktay hai tou zibah kiun nai kersaktay, har musalman mard ko ana chahiye. Ab ager nai ata tou personal lenay ki zarurat nai hai Kuch cheezon ko Mazak mein bhi lena seekhein.

I am neither a funny person nor do I appreciate unnecessary sarcasm not that I don't care for Fizzy Drinks but they are bad for health so I tend to stay away and give them burns like the one I gave you.

- To you who's the funniest here , or having good sense of humor?

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a heart of gold. child of the moon. a goofy sense of humour.
You have to love her. ;3 x3 *sending hugs out sweety*
It's a while ago since she was around but has that kind of sarcasm that you will love (it's in her name, hehe)
Just followed her a short while ago and I can sense some vibes of sarcasm and irony, which I always appreciate ;)
Livi is a kind soul with a calm presence to me. But sometimes her followers are really hilarious. I love how she deals with everyone so lovely and polite...but her follows can really crack me up sometimes. x'D
Really nice memes, which often make me laugh. Some of them contain dark humour. Which are big thumps up from my side.
She has unique points of view and also I love her cute style and funny animal content and gifs :)
He has some nice memes, gifs and posts also lots of animal content that is adorable and funny.

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was bullying common when u were a child?

Yup. Big time.
When I was a kid back in the 50's and 60's any perceived difference such as religion, skin color, length of hair, accent when speaking, physical size (too small or too big), a stutter, walking with a limp, being blind or in a wheel chair... literally anything considered "different" was laughed at, mocked, ridiculed or physically assaulted. To survive you had to be willing and able to fight back either physically or through the use of sarcasm which I became an expert at. When someone decided to attack me either verbally or physically I refused to turn the other cheek.
Of course as an adult I trained myself to walk away from confrontation (most of the time).
Why are you interested in whether or not I was bullied as a child? The truth is I come from a bog family and so conflict was common and sometimes you had no choice but to defend yourself by fighting back. I am not proud of some of my behavior but when I was young and I was attacked or threatened I fought back when necessary either to protect myself or my family and friends.

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do you all love each other as a family or not

No. We just live together, pay for each other’s shit, get in each other’s space constantly, bring each other food, harass each other, and tolerate each other’s bullshit for no reason. Lol
We just exist here.
We hate each other.
And for the dimwits, yes that is sarcasm.

❝Oh no...I'm tied to a chair...whatever shall I do?❞ Catwoman said with clear sarcasm, one of her claws already scratching against the rope only to eventually free herself. Then a smug look would come about her features before she would then kick the merc where it hurt most....*chimichangas*

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I wasn't done tying you up! -Falls to ground and starts punching the floor- Two in the same day! Oooh, that's a bad one...
Oh noIm tied to a chairwhatever shall I do Catwoman said with clear sarcasm one

List 3 questions you have been asked at least 10 times that you still refuse to answer?

“Last time you had sex” is one I get a lot and I never answer it with anything but sarcasm or a stupid gif so I don’t know why it keeps being asked hahah. Most of the stuff I don’t answer is cos it’s super personal sex life or relationship questions that I’m keeping to myself :)

Tag and compliment your first @

@bohathassan isko maine kal compliment de diya tha, aj phir de dete hun.
" Ye banda bohat funny hai and sach main there is zero sarcasm here, like there is different kind of humour jo most of people will find lame but if you have a broken sense of humour , you will definitely love it "

so stop misgendering Stone then.

I don’t care about anyones gender when it come to racism and being a cnt. It’s a difference in sarcasm and being 1 of those. Again I don’t know who the heckkk this chick is and honestly don’t care. This is a social media app with people all over the world with different OPINIONS yes. But racism is NEVER OKAY. you can’t say a certain skin color doesn’t matter but others do. That is so arrogant. So a newborn or kids life doesn’t matter and they should be 😳💔
You are very disturbed and I am still going to pray for
You because sweetheart you need it. Having children and having that mindset and treating people /talking to people like you do. Whatever issues you have,you need to fix them and not take your unhappiness out on others 💁🏻‍♀️💃🏻🤘🏼

What makes a person attractive?

Your smile.
Sense of humor.
Your positive attitude.
The way you approach others - Be genuine
Live for yourself.
Complimenting others.
Your self confidence.
Create an atmosphere of comfort for people around you.
Your uniqueness.
If you understand sarcasm and are good at playing about it.
If you speak and everybody listens. If your words have power.
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Girls life truth which men can never know?

Standing up after sitting for an hour or more , it's hard to decide either its mayonnaise, ketchup or chocolate syrup hahahaha 😜😜🤣
P.S: don't kill me on this intense sarcasm and double meaning statement. Hope mostly girls will not get it either ...
Deep meaning 😈

' honesty hour' not only is archaic, same as rates, and hasn't been a thing on ask.fm since mid 2010s, but it's also so weird? so you're only honest selectively, the rest of the time you're dishonest? tragic.

I've come to the conclusion it's a thing that people ask for to ask the intrusive questions you either ignore, respond with a high amount of sarcasm to or have said repeatedly you don't care to talk about. It's often sexual but sometimes it's people trying to find a way to get under your skin as well

Heh hey boss *a familiar insanity laced voice lazily calls out, the mismatched eye lights of a madman seem to drift over his 'master' in a state of topor* "Told ya he'd be back." *That comment was not however to Nightmare, but rather Dust's ever present hallucination* [[Admin AJ here]]

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The bundle of ‘joy’ expressed his displeasure at the sudden intrusion by lifting his brow bone, his tentacles began to twitch in annoyance. “Mmmm… How lovely.” The goth responded, his sarcasm was flowing like venom from his tongues. He lingered in the silence for a moment, cocking his head to the side. He was waiting to see whether the Sans would continue his discussion with his imaginary friend. Moments like this remind Nightmare how incredibly amusing and tragically awful it all is, as he occasionally queries why he even has henchmen. He was, to be honest, suppressing a chuckle.
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Apa benda penting yang seseorang tu perlu ada untuk berkahwin?

Otak (?) lmao
But like seriously, I’d say that to everyone. I mean I did.
Jawapan tu nampak macam sarcasm but nah it’s not. Semua orang perlu ada otak before kahwin (or commit into any kind of relationship).
Welp the universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
Before you want to commit, kena fikir dulu pros and cons. Thoroughly. Think it through and imagine how’s it gonna be in a long term. Kalau rasa macam boleh proceed, then just go for it I guess?
Commitment is an act, not a word.
Literally everyone wants to get married but not all of them are well prepared. Diorang ingat kahwin ni ‘mudah’ but apparently it’s easier said than done.
Marriage takes effort but it shouldn’t be the hardest thing that you do.
Kenapa aku kata ‘otak’? Because sometimes people tend to do stupid things. Yes, we make mistakes all the time. I do too. But that doesn’t mean we should. Like benda yang dah terang tang tang kau tahu salah, boleh avoid kot?
Why? Sebab kita berotak.
p.s. “Follow your heart but take your brain with you.”

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Tell me something about scottish sarcasm please, we will have Scot in family, what should we expect? 🤔

you should only worry if you are going to communicate in еnglish. Always watch his/her eyebrows. Most of this can be non-mean jokes, it's just that sometimes it's hard to control. Don't take everything personally. The worse the situation, the more I want to joke. This is a way of dealing with stress.
👆 all of the above is also sarcasm - if a person is polite and wants to make a good impression, there is nothing to worry about)

My husband is like 6'1. I'm like 5'5. What about your height?

Stop with this chutiyapa already. All married couples this platform is not for you until unless you are looking for Young-bum things like Sarcasm, Flirt and Friendships. Jakay bachy sambhalo Khidmet karo shuhar ki. Its too late to use askfm now. 😂 Aik ot bhi Namoni hai husband and wife both are seeking attention on askfm Idk her name is Rida noman Asyf 😂 Ajeeb Wierdos ho bhai

Do you believe that language affects the way we perceive the world around us?

Sure. Language is a kind of filter through which we see the world.
This becomes obvious when you learn a couple of new ones and can change filters. Almost personalities switch there. For example, speaking Italian I am more relaxed, it is easier for me to concentrate in English, and in Russian my sarcasm is blacker than in any other languages I speak.

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