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Pra animar a noite: Qual foi a coisa mais sem vergonha e cara de pau que você viu alguém falar, desde o choro do lula com:" por favor, me ajuda!" .. ?

dz9ronin’s Profile PhotoLgrabb
I received a personal question from xintho:
"""To liven up the night: What's the most shameless and brazen thing you've seen someone say, since squid crying with: "please help me!" ..?"""
Well, the squid should never have borrowed money from the Loan Shark (who was also a lone shark, and a lone shark)
especially as the squid was very ill
When the extremely ill squid begged more time to repay his debt . . . . because he was so unwell . . . . . the shark threatened to EAT the wretched squid !
Which is what the shark did ~ he rolled on his back, and swallowed the squid!
So the cruel lone shark swam on his way, feeling pretty pleased with himself, as the meanest beast of the ocean-blue . . .
Till he came face to face with the KILLER-WHALE !
"AHAHA" , said the ORCA , "well looky who it is, if it isn't the scabby loan-shark . . . . you owe me £6 , and if you don't pay me immediately , I'll eat you !"
"OK, OK," , said the shark . . . . . he retched , and vomited up the squid , "there you go, there's the sick squid I owe you"
(if you don't 'get it' , you owe me a thousand flaming fake coins , or I'll eat YOU!)

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Pra animar a noite Qual foi a coisa mais sem vergonha e cara de pau que você viu

Milyen zenéket hallgatsz? Ki a kedvenc előadód / zenekarod? Van olyan zene, amit szinte mindenki utál, de te imádod valamiért? Szoktál zenére énekelni / dúdolni? Melyik számnak tudod a szövegét fejből?

Főleg a nyolcvanas évek glam metalja, hard rockja és heavy metalja a szívem csücske.
Mit hazudok? Konkrétan ezen élek, napi tíz órát hallgatok zenét.
Nehéz kedvencet választani, de a kedvenceim közé tartozik például a Mötley Crüe, Skid Row, Cinderella, Def leppard, Winger, Poison, Kix, Great White, Faster Pussycat, Shark Island, Babylon A.D, Danger Danger... De úristen, felsorolni sem lehetne.
Persze, hogy szoktam énekelni, sőt hazafelé üvölteni is.

Tell Me Something Unique About Yourself.

anonymous_atticus’s Profile PhotoPaxton Hall
I am curious about everything. I want to know how things work, what they are made of, how squishy they are, where they come from and where they go when they disappear. I want to know about your thoughts, your dreams and fears, your deepest desires, your best dad joke and how you would defend yourself in a shark attack. I want to see and smell and taste and touch and hear and experience everything. There is an infinite amount of questions in my head and yes, I will keep asking, if you don't stop me at some point (which is impossible, let’s be honest.)
Tell Me Something Unique About Yourself

https://ask.fm/wajjehsajjad/answers/171038085686?utm_source=copy_link&utm_medium=iOS. Report this man he is spreading lies about sharks TIA

These ain’t lies. Just so you should know Sharks made 2 world wars happen. They’re responsible for illegal trafficking of drugs, pharmaceuticals, children, women and organs. Sharks also control world’s politico-economic order. Sharks are responsible for all the violence in this world.🤷🏻‍♂️
A nasty disgruntled shark reported my account too.

Do kids of today realize just how big of a hit Titanic was? Every single girl under the age of 25 was in love with Leonardo DiCaprio in 1997, for sure! Oh my God! And what an awesome movie it was! My all time favourite disaster pic for sure. Not sure any other movie even comes close!!!

thecasualfanrises’s Profile Photocf the great
Adjusted for inflation, Avatar might have it beat just barely. Titanic is a disaster of a movie for sure. I felt cheated after seeing it in the theater. It is where Cameron jumped the shark.
I would guess @Applepop would agree.
All time highest grossing adjusted for inflation: Gone with the Wind
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Do you tend to remember your dreams? Maybe give an example of one you've had recently or that was particularly memorable? 😴💭

TobbeAsks’s Profile PhotoTobbe
I do remember them more often than not. A recent one was I'd somehow got onto an alien spacecraft and the aliens took me to a planet undiscovered by humans. It had a bunch of extinct or nearly extinct animals on it, including dinosaurs, mammoths and the megalodon shark. 🦣
They couldn't bring those animals back to earth without killing them but they had got samples from some of the species that they could use to clone them and the plan was to release the clones back on earth. It was pretty cool, I woke up questioning the possibility of animals we know to be extinct existing elsewhere in the universe. 🦖

We all have risks we're willing to take. What's yours? What's another that seems crazy to you? For example, I won't go near gator/croc infested waters, but I'm ok with going out via shark attack if that's how I'm meant to go 😂

Applepop’s Profile PhotoMᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏғ Gʀᴇᴍʟɪɴs
I sure know that many are very afraid of water while I love and respect it at the same time. I'd love to swim with sharks one day and many have told me I'm crazy for wanting to do that 😂
We all have risks were willing to take Whats yours Whats another that seems

Who do you think is stronger the tiger or the shark?

alechka_g’s Profile Photo14Kарат
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I would run/swim equally if one of them was attacking me. XD I'd probably still have no change either way.
Although sharks are not as aggressive as people may think of them. Your life is just at risk if they can smell you're bleeding. While tigers are dangerous in terms of their revenge-seeking nature if you manage to be on a tiger's bad site that animal will hunt you down until you get what you deserve. lol.

Can you play poker well?

I'm no card shark or anything.
But I'm well-versed on different types of poker, and can bluff fairly well, when necessary.
I know when to hold em...know when to fold em...know when to walk away...and know when to run.

*she steps on his chest with one foot giving him a menacingly look baring her shark teeth*Who said I needed your approval. There's hundreds of fish in the sea after all... You're just another clown. *she tries to intimidate him lol*

SushiShark’s Profile PhotoSuki
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀╱╱ ⠀⠀⠀ˊ⠀✦⠀ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ ᴅᴏɢ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜɪᴍᴀɴᴏ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀📁⠀⠀───⠀❯❯ ⠀❯❯⠀ ❯❯⠀⠀⠀⠀╱╱
⠀⠀⠀The pressure against his chest wasn't enough either. Majima continued with that crazy happy and satisfied look, seeing her as if was really very pleased with everything that was happening.
⠀⠀⠀❝ ᴏʜ? ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ʜᴜʀᴛ ʏᴇʀ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ? ᴅᴡᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴡ, ɪꜰ ʏᴀ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ, ʏᴀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴ' ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇ, ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛɪᴇ.
⠀⠀⠀ʏ'ᴋɴᴏᴡ? ʏᴇʀ ᴛᴜʀɴɪɴ' ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪꜱ... ɪ'ᴍ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ... /ᴍᴀꜱᴏᴄʜɪꜱᴛɪᴄ/ ── ʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀᴀᴀᴀʜ~! ❞⠀
she steps on his chest  with one foot  giving him a menacingly look  baring her

I'm cute yes? *the shark lady bats her eyes at him lol she just wanted attention*

SushiShark’s Profile PhotoSuki
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀╱╱ ⠀⠀⠀ˊ⠀✦⠀ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ ᴅᴏɢ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜɪᴍᴀɴᴏ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀📁⠀⠀───⠀❯❯ ⠀❯❯⠀ ❯❯⠀⠀⠀⠀╱╱
⠀⠀⠀The yellow eye fell on her, raising an eyebrow.⠀❝ ...ɴᴀᴡ, ʏᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛ. ɪ'ᴠᴇ ꜱᴇᴇɴ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ. ❞ the one-eyed man crossed his arms not giving her that pleasure. Actually, wanted to see what her expression would be, oof.
Im cute yes the shark lady bats her eyes at him lol she just wanted attention

Brides are such drama queens. The shark only ate your groom, not you. Silver linings. No need to lose it. Change my mind.

It’s HER DAY!!! (Because the groom has relinquished his rights by doing absolutely nothing in the planning of their day! He can’t be dragged away from his video game playing or sports game watching long enough to answer a simple question like what colors should we have in our wedding?)She does all the work to plan a special day with memories to last a life time because she knows how long ‘til death do us part’ really is going to be with whom she has chosen to marry!!! She wants to feel special for just one day, she knows that’s all she gets !! The very next day things start going downhill from there!! (F*CK you if you can’t take a joke!!!)
Brides are such drama queens The shark only ate your groom not you Silver

اكو شي مميز بيومكم (اليوم)

كالعاده بنت اختي گعدتني من النوم .. تريگنه سويه .. بعدها حضرت ملابس دأغسلهه فحطيتهه بالمرجوحه يمي وشغلتلهه بالموبايل اناشيد اطفال وادندن واسويلهه حركات = سبع صنايع
وراها غسلتلهه وبدلتلهه واخذنه كم ڤيديو .. سوينه اغنيه ع لحن Baby Shark سميناهه (احنه بالثلج)
وهسه نيمتهه نوم العوافي ان شاء الله
كل شي وياها مميز حتى لو بسيط او عادي عند الغير
اكو شي مميز بيومكم اليوم

Какие онлайн игры играете ? 💫

lolashina’s Profile PhotoLisa-Anna Olashina
Уже перестал, и перешёл на офлайновые аркады и стратегии, в основном ето Gardenscapes уже почти закончил участок Кальвадори, Homescapes только начну проходить, иногда прохожу Raft, Smash Hit, into the Dead, Defense Zone 3,Hungry Shark, Swamp 2, на пк вобще ничего не играю так как он уже присмерти а чортов майнинг и цены не дадут купить новый ищо долго, ето же дичь какая-то за карточку 1060 на 6Гб запрашивают по13-14 тыщ, а новый начальный пк начинается от 23 или 26 тыщ🙄

Go to workout clothes?

I’m a big fan of Gym shark, I have big thighs and a rather large 🍑 but I’m quite petite everywhere else and they truely cater for me and a diverse range of people.
The leggings are buttery smooth
And their energy seamless shorts are mint

Have a wonderful Christmas!🎄✨ May you be wrapped with love and warmth and be blessed with a long and healthy life.🧣🎅🦌☃️

Zxngpeipei’s Profile Photo◝。璐佩ॱଳ͘
feliz navidad ⛄❄🌟🎅🎄
Merry Christmas Hope Santa gives you what you wish for beautiful moments and happy memories surround you with joy this Christmas Wishing you a Merry Christmasand everlasting joy in your life. From pink shark 💕🦈

Merry Christmas❄✨☃️🌲 have a nice Christmas kub!💙💙

feliz navidad ⛄❄🌟🎅🎄
Merry Christmas Hope Santa gives you what you wish for beautiful moments and happy memories surround you with joy this Christmas Wishing you a Merry Christmasand everlasting joy in your life. From pink shark 💕🦈

Poproszę gif Jina jak tańczy do Super Tuna 😁

mixerpoland’s Profile PhotoLittle Mix Poland
*sorki, że tak późno, ale nie znalazłam żadnego, to zamian dam ciekawostkę 🤍*
❄| Pinkfong (kanał, który wyprodukował "Baby Shark" i ma ponad 54 miliony subskrybentów na YouTube), opublikował swoje wyzwanie taneczne "Super Tuna"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma61hT9W9o0kimseokjinpolishfans6052’s Video 170010351538 ma61hT9W9o0kimseokjinpolishfans6052’s Video 170010351538 ma61hT9W9o0

enchanted ✨ duuuu, wie siehst du den unterscheid zwischen stärken & talenten? und zwischen fun facts & unhelpful guide? und eine kleine lustige frage - welches lied wäre für die bisherigen member ein albtraum zu performen? :D

lynoe_’s Profile Photolynoe

Stärken: positive Eigenschaften/ Erfahrungswerte, die eher mit der Persönlichkeit zusammenhängen, die man im Läufe der Zeit erlernt hat oder eben auch gerne verwendet.
Talente: seriöse/gelernte oder unnützige Talente, die eher zufällig im Alltag oder im Traineeleben festgestellt wurden und die nichts unbedingt mit der Persönlichkeit zusammenhängen, z.B kann sich in 10 verschiedenen Sprachen vorstellen oder kann perfekt einen Elephanten imitieren.
Fun Facts: Interessante und erwähnenswerte Dinge, die im Leben passiert sind oder Fakten über den OC. Die Seite Kprofiles ist als Beispiel ganz gut.
Unhelpful Guide: Dies überschneiden sich definitiv etwas mit Fun Facts, aber hier möchte ich eher etwas bezüglich dem Idol oder Traineeleben lesen, was sich auf Enchanted/ Subunits bezieht.
Zur lustigen Frage:
Jade 🦇 generic pop songs sind so gar nicht ihr Geschmack, weswegen sie große Probleme mit Reflection haben wird, da sie es sehr langweilig findet. Man merkt ihr an, wenn sie einen Song nicht mag. Außerdem cute concepts, nope Jade verlässt sofort Enchanted. Existing Nightmare: BTS - Dynamite
Mimi 🐡 Enchanteds Chamäleon kommt literally mit jedem Lied klar, da sie einfach enorm anpassungsfähig ist. Selbst bei Metal würde sie hier ihr inner Baby Metal rauslassen und eine gute Zeit haben. Natürlich mag sie bestimmte Genres lieber, aber es ist nicht so, dass irgendetwas zu ihrem Albtraum werden könnte. Wenn eine Person zu Baby Shark twerken kann, dann kann diese Person auch alles andere meistern! Existing Nightmare: Non-existent
Haeun 🦦 deep house and edm songs sind so gar nicht Haeuns Fall. Überall wo Stimmen extrem mit Autotune bearbeitet werden, da ist sie raus und hat keinen Spaß mehr an der Performance. Also...In Full Bloom ist nicht ihr Lieblingslied von Enchanted. Heavy choreo based songs sind auch nicht ihre Lieblinge. Existing Nightmare: Weki Meki - Cool

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enchanted  duuuu wie siehst du den unterscheid zwischen stärken  talenten und

Post 20 facts about yourself 🙂

AdrianaRafaela98’s Profile PhotoAdriianna Rafaella
Oof, that's a lot. I'll see if I can think of 10.
1. I'm left handed but can write and do many things with my right hand, however can openers occasionally beffudle me.
2. I'm soon-to-be 33.
3. I rarely use my legal name so there are a lot of people that do not actually know my name, which is kind of funny to me.
4. My favourite colour is green, generally darker shades because it's the base colour of nature.
5. I like the moon more than the sun.
6. I also like animals much more than the majority of people.
7. I'm a support worker for vulnerable adults and if you'd told me 10 years ago that it's what I'd be doing with my life, I'd probably have laughed in your face but 7 years of doing this job and I love it. The guys are like family to me.
8. I'd rather swim with sharks than dolphins and actually think dolphins are a bit overrated as far as life experiences go.
9. I can't eat or drink citrusy things or fizzy drinks without medication as I'm very prone to acid reflux and painful hiccups.
10. I'm bi-sexual but not fond of the social media LBGTQ+ community as so much toxicity within it and people like to gatekeep it if you don't fit their standards and I can't be arsed with anyone who does that over anything.
11. I have an unhealthy adoration of Jeff Goldblum, he's just so weirdly wholesome.
12. Even at my age, I struggle to sleep without a stuffed animal, my current sleepy time cuddle buddy is a 3 foot long stuffed shark that I named 'Amity' (if you know, you know).
That's all I got right now but I'm tired.

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What's the worst shark related film you've ever watched? I collect them.

Jade_em_xo’s Profile PhotoJade_em_xo
I enjoyed a recent one. I can't remember what it was called, I watched it with my boyfriend. Think it was called the deep blue or something like that. I love shark documentaries. They're so beautiful and not half as bad as they're made out in movies. But due to that perception they'll unfortunately end up going extinct. Especially with China using and abusing them for shark fin soup (Gordon Ramsey did a documentary, its so sad)
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Have you or would you try shark meat?

girl_dohaq88’s Profile PhotoChick.dohaq8
الله اكثر شي بخاطري اذوقه بحياتي كلها
الميدم 🥰 يمكن اكون ذايقته و كنت صغيره و مااذكر لانه يدتي الله يرحمها و يدة ابوي كانوا يطبخونه 👍 يقولون

What Two Animals Should Breed And Make A New Animal !!

kariimmuhammedd’s Profile Photoنـركـســوس | νάρκισσος ..
Human and beast?
Oh wait..human 's already a bloody beast !!😂
Human and shark?
Oops there 're already lawyers and politicians!!
Human and snake? Hmm… presidents & some women 're on the board
Sorry dude I 've a weak imagination 😂

What is something you have always wanted to try?

musicfan1998’s Profile Photo♡Chloe♡
I've always wanted to dive with sharks, to experience them for the beautiful animals they are 😍 Not as the bloodthirsty animals that media, Jaws and shark week have portrayed them as. Did you know that sharks only need to eat about 0.5-3% of their bodyweight per day because of their slow metabolism? Which is a big reason to why they'd not actively go out of their way to hunt humans in the water. I wish more people could respectfully appreciate them in the same way as many do tigers, lions and other predatory animals 😔
What is something you have always wanted to try

قولو افلام خيال علمي تكون عظمة وسوبر هيرو، زي مارڤيل كدا ! .. او افلام عظمة بشكل عام، ف أيا كان نوع الفيلم رومانسي، اكشن، غموض..الخ

Six headed shark maze runner Frankenfish مش قادره افتكر او اجمع اكتر من كدا فاكتفي بدول عظمه 😂🚶‍♀️

Which movie inspires you feeling right or Chef drink you notice about you, who would shark cage diving interest you?

First of all to me,, i barely realized to following any movies a much to inspired myself.. Every single person in the world can be against me but as long as I can face myself in the mirror with a clear conscience I don't care. I've definitely acted in ways that went against my conscience, because in those moments I wasn't strong enough, I forgot who I am. Perhaps my desire for what I really wanted in life and craved for overcame me. I'm not proud of that.

اسم فليم خطف قلبك؟❤🙏🏻

abdoking36’s Profile PhotoAbdullah
Five feet apart
Trian to busan
The meg
meters down 47.9
Ghost shark8
shark night
the reef
open water
the shallows
the fault in our stars
هـذينا كلهن خـذن قلـبي 💛💛🥺
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