Pra animar a noite: Qual foi a coisa mais sem vergonha e cara de pau que você viu alguém falar, desde o choro do lula com:" por favor, me ajuda!" .. ?

I received a personal question from xintho:
"""To liven up the night: What's the most shameless and brazen thing you've seen someone say, since squid crying with: "please help me!" ..?"""
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Well, the squid should never have borrowed money from the Loan Shark (who was also a lone shark, and a lone shark)
especially as the squid was very ill
When the extremely ill squid begged more time to repay his debt . . . . because he was so unwell . . . . . the shark threatened to EAT the wretched squid !
Which is what the shark did ~ he rolled on his back, and swallowed the squid!
So the cruel lone shark swam on his way, feeling pretty pleased with himself, as the meanest beast of the ocean-blue . . .
Till he came face to face with the KILLER-WHALE !
"AHAHA" , said the ORCA , "well looky who it is, if it isn't the scabby loan-shark . . . . you owe me £6 , and if you don't pay me immediately , I'll eat you !"
"OK, OK," , said the shark . . . . . he retched , and vomited up the squid , "there you go, there's the sick squid I owe you"
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(if you don't 'get it' , you owe me a thousand flaming fake coins , or I'll eat YOU!)
"""To liven up the night: What's the most shameless and brazen thing you've seen someone say, since squid crying with: "please help me!" ..?"""
*********
Well, the squid should never have borrowed money from the Loan Shark (who was also a lone shark, and a lone shark)
especially as the squid was very ill
When the extremely ill squid begged more time to repay his debt . . . . because he was so unwell . . . . . the shark threatened to EAT the wretched squid !
Which is what the shark did ~ he rolled on his back, and swallowed the squid!
So the cruel lone shark swam on his way, feeling pretty pleased with himself, as the meanest beast of the ocean-blue . . .
Till he came face to face with the KILLER-WHALE !
"AHAHA" , said the ORCA , "well looky who it is, if it isn't the scabby loan-shark . . . . you owe me £6 , and if you don't pay me immediately , I'll eat you !"
"OK, OK," , said the shark . . . . . he retched , and vomited up the squid , "there you go, there's the sick squid I owe you"
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(if you don't 'get it' , you owe me a thousand flaming fake coins , or I'll eat YOU!)