Um okay look, I don’t crush on people.. I date them ??♀️
This is how awkward I am when I’m meeting someone for the first time
Arrey biryani! Tu ne ask kab bana liya?
Male blood & tears
Turn it off, the husband
Himmat aa bhi jaye toh mere yaar, yeh “naww” tujhe le doobey ga
The same plans I’ve been canceling since 5 years. In other words, getting my life together.
People are selfish pieces of shit. Don’t go out of your way to make someone happy. Love yourself and chai, peace!
I’m a pyari larki but I don’t sleep