@Juliapricemusic asks, "What was the worst date of your life?"
He and I were going out to lunch and the entire time he was on the phone with his friend. When he finally hung up the phone, we were already done eating and the bill was on the table. I pulled out my wallet and to him it looked like I was gonna pay it but I just pulled out a piece of paper writing "Take your friends out instead of me" and left
