Where is the worst place you could get stuck?

Between two fat guys who just got off their overtime shift at a construction site on a hot summer day.
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What do you think should be done to people who create SPAM on the Internet?

Indescribable things, amigo.

What fruit do you eat the most often?

Strawberries or bananas.

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What was the last thing you bought?

Food.

What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?

The way people treat others. Hands down.

What was your favorite subject in school?

The easy one.

What are you listening to right now?

Diamonds by Rihanna. SHINE BRIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER.

Do we become happy only when we meet the one we love?

Well, we feel happiness in its purest form. Other things give false happiness, artificial happiness. But somethings you do can give pure happiness too. Like a sport or hobby. But yeah.

What color toothbrush do you have?

White.

Which movie do you think is overrated?

Twilight, it sucked ass.

What country's foods do you like the most?

'Merica.

What countries have you visited?

'Merica.

What's one animal you would not want to come face to face with?

Honey badger, those fuckers don't give a fuck.

How patriotic are you?

On a scale of 1 to Jake "The Marine" Sander, I'm a solid 7.
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How do women understand ‘romance’?

How the fuck should I know?

Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?

I don't wear jewelry.

What topic of conversation do you consider boring?

When people go on about something from my past that they just heard about. I'm all like, "I know, I WAS FUCKING THERE."

What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?

Oh lord, lets not go there.

Look in the mirror. What do you see?

One sexy motherfucker, thank you very much.
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What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

Well there was this one time..

Which is the most memorable day you have ever had?

Hmmm. The day my stepdad died.

Are you outgoing or shy?

Depends upon if I find you good looking or not.

What is the most played song in your music library?

Probably Screen by twenty one pilots.

When you feel sad, what cheers you up?

Music, Mikayla, and a few of my closest friends.

What's your favorite funny movie?

Titanic. Sorrynotsorry.
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