Creative Writing! If I was randomly transformed into a copy of the Sunday newspaper and delivered to your doorstep, what would my interesting Sunday and week be like for me with you? And would you spend all your time and money trying to transform me back? Haha
If you were someone I like i would put this newspaper copy in a photo frame and keep you on my wall look at you everyday. If you were someone I hate I will wipe the windows with you. Thats what I normally use newspaper for! Maybe I transform you depending on who you are