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someone's gotta speak the truth i'm sorry. otherwise she'll just be homeless and living under a bridge because her dreams were unrealistic.

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You are a horrible father to her as your wife and as Joanne being our child I think you need to be a little bit more accepting about her weight she can't help her size

joanne's too fat to be squirtle.

goddaddy quack quack.
Well that was...totally uncalled for man. Damn, extremely rude. Do you hear that? That's the sound of Joanne's little turtle dreams being crushed by you're insults.

Do you consider yourself a good teacher?

I mean, Tanner and I taught Harper how to ride a bike so. Also I'm gonna teach Lola how to ride hers which I'm excited for. God I'm such a dad I can't stop talking about my kid what's wrong with me
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What is the most exciting thing you plan to do this summer?

Packing up my things, meeting my roommate for college, trying to teach Lola words before I go so I don't miss that milestone in her life.
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