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Tim Gruver
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How many languages can you speak fluently?

One, including English.

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What films have you seen lately? What did you think of them?

Witty Rabbit

Logan is the penultimate X-men film and a tour de force. It's arguably among the best superhero films of the decade and possibly all-time, proving what can happen when quality direction, brilliant actors, and genre-defying vision call culminate in the same film.

The Lego Batman movies is simply good, old-fashioned hilarity, courtesy of its Phil Lord and Chris Miller's terrific direction and my second-favorite Batman, Will Arnett. (First is Kevin Conroy)

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What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?

Witty Rabbit

Pizza.

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Imagine that one night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by mummies who are quietly standing around your bed and looking at you. What do you do?

Witty Rabbit

Call Brendan Fraser.

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Imagine you're a genie. A person who discovered your lamp has just made this wish: "I wish you would not grant me this wish!" How would you respond to them?

Witty Rabbit

I'd go, "Ok" and go back to bed.

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What can make you angry?

Demagoguery. Sadism. Fascism. Religious extremism. Zack Snyder films. The sound of nails on a chalkboard. Blatant incompetence. Laziness. Liars. Stepping in dog poop. Traffic jams. Adam Sandler movies. Alarm clocks. Forgetting my umbrella on a rainy day. Spilled milk. Stubbing my toe. Headaches. Trump.

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If you owned your own business, would you be in favor of an increase in the minimum wage?

That would depend on what that minimum wage was to begin with. If it was anywhere close to what it is now at the national level ($7.50) then I would double it at the very least – maybe even raise it to $24 to keep up with inflation.

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Have you ever died in one of your dreams before? If so, what happened after you died in that dream?

Witty Rabbit

Not that I recall. I'm a survivor.

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The school holiday is coming closer and closer. What is your one great plan for summer holidays?

Traveling to Washington D.C. and working for Politico for a week and a half in my nation's capitol.

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What's your twitter?

There aren't too many Tim Gruvers out there, I assure you. I should be the first to come up.

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Is anything permanent?

Martin J. Clemens

Nothing in a state of constant evolution ever is. Change is the only reliable force in the universe.

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Do you like heavily colored eyebrows?

Nature colored them a very dark black

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Hi. do you have twitter?

Yes

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how do you thank your mother on her birthday?

My mother does not celebrate birthdays and has not done so for quite a long time, so I suppose I relegate my thanks to the other 364 days of the year.

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Do you think contemporary people hate psychoanalysis? Why?

Reonda

Why would contemporary peoples hate any beneficial and fascinating scientific field?

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Is Martial Law a scary/bad thing?

Is the idea of a governing body to propose, pass, and enforce law through violent force without due process or consent of the governed scary and bad? I think it is indeed.

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What would you do if you woke up to find yourself alone on Earth?

Go back to bed.

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When is the last time you threw up?

The last time I had a digestive disagreement with a bottle of red wine last month.

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Have you ever been called to school principal’s office? If yes, for what?

I was homeschooled. Therefore, that scenario would have been unlikely.

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Would you forgive, if your beloved one cheated on you?

That would depend on whether they were willing to acknowledge their accountability and work to find a way way forward. Forgiveness is not mine to give to someone who expressed no interest in preserving our relationship. Otherwise there should always be a chance at dialogue.

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What kind of pizza do you want?

Witty Rabbit

A three-cheese (mozzarella, jack, and ricotta) pizza topped with olives, mushrooms, and onions.

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If you were a farmer, what kind of crop/livestock would you want to work with?

Witty Rabbit

Nerf herding

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Would you rather choose a high paid office job or a low paid adventurous job?

A high paid adventurous office job

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How do you feel about asking to be asked questions here?

Seagull

Hungry. For. Pizza.

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About Tim Gruver:

Writer of sorts. As seen on CGMagOnline, Gameranx, and Gamesradar. Reporter at the Northwest Asian Weekly and The Daily of the University of Washington. Observer of life & its oddities.

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