One time I had a dream that you came in my mouth and then you tried to hook up with me. It was weird.

wtf hahah.

Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on.

hahahahahahah! keep em coming. :s

What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as a meat substitute.

hahahahahahah :s

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What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.

hahahahahah!

3hottest yr13s?

umm. fern, malika, holly?

Q: Why are girlfriends like condoms? A: They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick.

hahahahah wrong way round ;)

Q: What's a boyfriends definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex.

hahahah most def.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

hahahahahahahah :s

Name on expensive thing that you bought and now regret buying.

last weeks hoe. :/

Have you ever kissed a guy?

hahahah! no fuckn way.

At what age did you start drinking?

i was drinking in the womb.

Which football team do you support? Guys love football

ohhhhh most def chelsea. ;)

If death was a choice would you have requested to die?

no way. loving life hahahah :)

What is the most expensive thing you ever bought that failed to live to its expectations?

some fuckn sluzza i orderd from buyaslut.com :/

Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son.

what? hahahah

Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

hahahahah me? ;)

Q: What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common? A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up.

hahahah what?

what was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?

hahahah, i got a few ;)
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

hahahah what? :s

What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?

umm e, x and maybe s?

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

do you even lift?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

i guess if there were more than one person cornering you? hahah

If you had 24hours to live wwyd? ;-)

get fuckn rowdy ;)

oi babe, look how many questions i have answered ;) not answering anymore till your home ! hurry up <3

hahahahahahahah yo! most def nigga ;) should be home soon hahah x
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You should upload a photo for your icon :P

hahahah, cbf :s

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