How would you react if news came out that intelligent aliens exist and they're on their way? 🤔
Prepare for intelligent conversation, finally. I’d look forward to it.
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Is cereal a soup? 🤔
Nope!
Is a hotdog a sandwich? 🤔
Yep!
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What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen? 🤔
I used to have the Wi-Fi name TARDIS.
What is something that everyone looks stupid doing? 🤔
Chewing
What’s the best type of cheese? 🧀
Fresh mozzarella (packed in water) is a dream. I also like parmesan a lot.
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? 🤔
Honey badgers, hyenas, or something in the feline family probably
Have you ever had your nails painted before? (For guys and girls. Because I know sometimes some of your father's let your little girls paint your nails.) PAP or tell me about your experience. (If you do not feel comfortable with answering this just ignore it.)
I had one manicure and hated it. Now I just try to take care of my own nails at home.
How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? 🤔
I am Team Pineapple.
Have you ever attended a parade before? What was it like? Did you have a good time or did you really not like it?
I’ve attended several, but I can do without them. Too much activity and too many drunk people.
Have you ever been to Disney World or Disneyland? If not, do you have any desire to ever go? Would you like to share a picture that you have? If you've been that is.
Never been. Really want to see Epcot World Showcase.
Do you have snapchat or instgram ?
Instagram @ ugottafriend.
Do not DM me there.
I will block you.
Do not DM me there.
I will block you.
Do you like sausage? Or nah?
I do, but they’re the worst thing in the world to try to digest. Therefore, I don’t eat it anymore.
In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet? 🤔
The internet is both stupid and necessary.
Did you give him the WTF face?
I tolerated her until she left, and then cut communication.
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What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy? 🤔
Lobster (I’ve read the history)
What word do you always mispronounce?
I mispronounce almost any foreign word I haven’t heard out loud before. :(
What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house? 🤔
Walk in, sit down, and loudly insult who I am as a person while simultaneously trying to make plans for us to spend time together.
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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Hardy har har... pretty good pun actually.
Do you own a snowmobile? Have you ever ridden on one? Would you ever do this?
No, no, annnd probably no. lol
Which body part do you wish you could detach and why? 🤔
The part that keeps me in pain every waking moment.
Have you ever seen an albino snake before? They are so cool looking. (In a cage or out)
Yes, my sister and bro in law raise reptiles. I’m held a couple of snakes, including an albino corn snake.
Ever seen a rolled house? Like someone toilet paper all over it.
My house used to get rolled by the local brats, yeah.
How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 🤔
I hope the elephant tramples them all.
Last person to make you happy?
There are people here on Ask who are very nice. I acknowledge and appreciate them even though I’m Miss Crankypants right now. You should see the crap I get in my inbox sometimes that doesn’t see the light of day. I’m going to start ignoring the stupid stuff and focus on the good folks. ✌🏼
Otherwise, I’m expecting a nephew in June and that makes me happy.
Otherwise, I’m expecting a nephew in June and that makes me happy.
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