Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
God willing, the universe won't make me choose.
There were two funny things I came up with today. What was the other one?
Was it a knock knock joke?
Do you believe in happy ending?
For this short story? I'd settle for any ending right now.
If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?
How often do you change your hairstyle?
Easily once every thirty or forty years.
Does capitalist Netflix still have Twin Peaks and if so, can I come visit?
They do! They'll even let you rent Fire Walk With Me, which doesn't seem advisable. Visit anytime, we'll make a party of it!
Should I have ice cream before bed, and if so should it be chocolate or chocolate and peanut butter?
Yes to all of that.
What song makes you feel happy?
What is your zodiac sign?
What was the last book you read?
My Real Children by Jo Walton. I find I want to like Walton's books more than I usually do.
What noise do you hear right now?
If you could have one wish what would you wish for?
For more wishes. This ain't my first rodeo.
What song best describes your life right now?
What would you refuse to do for a million dollars?
Pay me a million dollars and I will refuse to do LOTS of things!