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Fred Coppersmith
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Who is Diana and why is Don Draper so interested in her?

Hodor.

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Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

God willing, the universe won't make me choose.

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Why do zombies attack?

♪ Why do birds suddenly appear... ♪

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There were two funny things I came up with today. What was the other one?

Was it a knock knock joke?

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Do you believe in happy ending?

For this short story? I'd settle for any ending right now.

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If you could do anything now, what would you do?

Finish this short story.

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If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?

How often do you change your hairstyle?

Easily once every thirty or forty years.

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Does capitalist Netflix still have Twin Peaks and if so, can I come visit?

They do! They'll even let you rent Fire Walk With Me, which doesn't seem advisable. Visit anytime, we'll make a party of it!

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Should I have ice cream before bed, and if so should it be chocolate or chocolate and peanut butter?

Yes to all of that.

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At what age did you find out that Santa wasn’t real?

Wait -- what?!

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What are you wearing right now?

Clothes. I'm a traditionalist.

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Where do the happiest people live?

Damned if I know.

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Ebola or zombie apocalypse?

Zombie apocalypse, every time.

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What was the last book you read?

My Real Children by Jo Walton. I find I want to like Walton's books more than I usually do.

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How are you feeling right now?

S'alright.

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If you could have one wish what would you wish for?

For more wishes. This ain't my first rodeo.

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What would you refuse to do for a million dollars?

Pay me a million dollars and I will refuse to do LOTS of things!

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Have you ever got into trouble with the police?

"Trouble" is the wrong word. http://www.unreality.net/weblog/?p=5565

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Would you marry a robot?

Is she cute?

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What is in the center of the world?

Nougat.

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