God willing, the universe won't make me choose.
♪ Why do birds suddenly appear... ♪
Was it a knock knock joke?
For this short story? I'd settle for any ending right now.
Finish this short story.
Easily once every thirty or forty years.
They do! They'll even let you rent Fire Walk With Me, which doesn't seem advisable. Visit anytime, we'll make a party of it!
Yes to all of that.