yeah with this take one joke☺Mom : Le beta new shirt laayi hu ! Ek baar try karke dekhle.Me : Kavi bahu bhi laa diya karo. Try karne ke liye. xd*Flying Chappal Received* ??
Atleast use PLEASE at the end of your question* anyway take:)पहला बच्चा - चादरमोद दूसरा बच्चा - तू चादरमोदपत्नी(ग़ुस्से में) - कुछ कहेंगे इन्हें आप? ????पति - "मादरचोद" होता है चूतियों। ????पत्नी - आप भी.....हो,वो चादर मोड़ने की बात कर रहे हैं। ??? ???????
Yup after long time some personal problems... Kyu ki...??हमारी दुनिया उम्मीद पर नही जिद पर चलती है..And yea my first pic on ASK :) Follow me on ig -->?? vvi8055 ?
. Yeh jo tum Zain ka jaane pey "awww" "awww" ker rahi hou na Akhir main jaa kay shadi tumhare phuupe kay betay saay he houni hai. :3 Chala gaya choro yaar jaane dou.Tumara Mera kiya jaa raha hai? :3 . Copyfromsalarkhan❤️ .
Me : *Walking in colony with my cat* . Neighbour : Yeh kuttay ke sath kahan phir rahe ho? . Me : Andhay ho? Ye kutta nahi billa hai.-_- . Neighbour : Han lekin main tumse nahi *Bill se pucha hai* :D . Me : *Full sharminda* :D
I'm 14 and I had sex with my girlfriend who is turning 13. Is that okay?..
Why do girls not like losing their virginity? ANSWER PLEASE
OMG OMG TURNING 13?? As in.... She's 12?? As in.... She's practically 11?? As in.... She has the mentality of a 9 year old?? Now you tell me if that's okay.?????? 1) A new version of 16 & pregnant, called 13&preggo. good luck, youre a baby daddy if you didnt use a condom ;) Youre too freaking young.2) use lubricant, really useful because it will ease a lot of the pain and prevent vaginal tearing.
Dad: shadi kar le ab tu. Me: kyu? Dad: office se aayega to roti bani hui milegi. Me: kamwali hai na. Dad: sir roti ka bhukh hai tujhe kya??? Me: .......... .
1. Stop flirting with every other girl. Like for gods sake PLEASE. I literally HATE guys who flirt with every other girl. 2. Make her smile 3. Let her do the talking,you listen 4. Randomly call her at anytime of the day,surprise her by doing something cute 5. Please watch sad movies with her (if she wants to,don't say no) and when she cries hug her tight 6. Cook for her 7. Play with her hand 8. Dance with herrrrr 9. Open the door for her,pull a chair 10. Give genuine decent (no cheesy) compliments
Hey ppl listen dis is d new style of saying HELLO by anons nowadays so take it easy :) . . or haan kutta paalo billi paalo ghoda paalo lekin galatfahami mat paalo..
Mom:- Ye kon hai..? Me:- Rohit sharma. Mom:- Ye umpire ne apne hath upar kyu kiye..? Me:- Mom six mara hai. Mom:- Ye umpire hath kyu ghoma raha hai. Me:- Mom, free hit. Mom:- Ye ladkiya nach kyu rahi hai..? Me:- Mom...boundary mara hai. *after 2mins* . . Me:- Mom ye BALIKA VADHU hai..... Is ladki ka kya naam hai...?? Mom:- Nikal jaa yaha sein, Tv dekhne de munjhe Me:- (-_-) . ✌️✨✋❤️LOLZ...✨✨✨ .