What are three things that would make your Friday fabulous?
food food and more food
Jill wants your number
Jill can fuck off
How many hours a day do you spend watching TV?
too many
Jill buys 10 bags of potatoes, John carries 4 of them back to the car and the shop keeper, Tony, carries another two, how many pints of Milk does dorothy have?
fuck, not you again.
£10 DX
yes..
n'awwwwww
lol whut
how much altogether is your skateboard worth?
new like £150, now though.. £10
What would be the best job ever for you?
skateboarder.
It's December 21st 2012.. you just woke up.. there's a skanky cabbage and jesus stood at the end of your bed.. and the whole human race is relying on you to eat the cabbage, otherwise Jesus will destroy everything.. do you eat the cabbage?
nar dude, not worth it
If john goes to... FUCK IT. DO YOU LIKE CABBAGES?!
nah, they stanky
Jill is at the doctors with John to try and get her last carrot out of Johns penis so they can have it for tea, the doctor enters the waiting room where John and Jill are sitting and says 'Why do I smell a cheesy carrot?' Can you explain in scientific terms exactly why the doctor experiences this?
because there is a carrot in his penis. you kind of answered your question in the the first line
John goes to his local corner shop, he buys 6 bottles of vodka, 2 bottles of apple sourz and a porn mag. Where is Jills last carrot?
in john's penis
Lawrence and Judith have 52p they go to see Linda and they come back with a debt of €87,230 wtf just happened?
a jew happened.
Jill goes to the shop, she buys two carrots, a cucumber and a pineapple. She hides the pineapple in her handbag, the cucumber in her sock and one of the carrots is in her mouth. How many sausage rolls did john buy?
none, he's an alcoholic
How old were u when u waz 12?
0
dolan is a gay ass muther fucking duck
dolan iz comin for u
whats your response to this?
dolan 4 president.
Now it's time for 'fucking religious studies questions': what is the meaning of life?
many things, loving your family and respecting your friends. oh, and getting those sterling pounds my African-American friends.
adalia rose + amanda todd + lil wayne is actually a suicidal rapping alien.
lol you silly billy