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Jills offended... she's gone to the police station, if john arrives three minutes later than jill, how many pints of milk does dorothy have?

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING MILK QUESTIONS, SHE HAS MILK IN HER TITS WHY CANT SHE DRINK THAT?!

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Jill buys 10 bags of potatoes, John carries 4 of them back to the car and the shop keeper, Tony, carries another two, how many pints of Milk does dorothy have?

fuck, not you again.

It's December 21st 2012.. you just woke up.. there's a skanky cabbage and jesus stood at the end of your bed.. and the whole human race is relying on you to eat the cabbage, otherwise Jesus will destroy everything.. do you eat the cabbage?

nar dude, not worth it

Jill is at the doctors with John to try and get her last carrot out of Johns penis so they can have it for tea, the doctor enters the waiting room where John and Jill are sitting and says 'Why do I smell a cheesy carrot?' Can you explain in scientific terms exactly why the doctor experiences this?

because there is a carrot in his penis. you kind of answered your question in the the first line

John goes to his local corner shop, he buys 6 bottles of vodka, 2 bottles of apple sourz and a porn mag. Where is Jills last carrot?

in john's penis

Lawrence and Judith have 52p they go to see Linda and they come back with a debt of €87,230 wtf just happened?

a jew happened.

Jill goes to the shop, she buys two carrots, a cucumber and a pineapple. She hides the pineapple in her handbag, the cucumber in her sock and one of the carrots is in her mouth. How many sausage rolls did john buy?

none, he's an alcoholic

Now it's time for 'fucking religious studies questions': what is the meaning of life?

many things, loving your family and respecting your friends. oh, and getting those sterling pounds my African-American friends.

adalia rose + amanda todd + lil wayne is actually a suicidal rapping alien. lol you silly billy

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