Because that's where you prepare food, duh.
I have pretty good sphincter awareness/control, so it's probably been years.
This is going to be blasphemous due to my boner for J.J. Abrams, but marry 007 franchise, boff Bourne franchise, kill Mission Impossible franchise.
Finally, an easy one. Marry Shaun of the Dead, boff 28 Days Later, kill Dawn of the Dead remake.
That's a tough one. I even looked at their filmographies to compare and I like the same number of films from both directors. I think Boyle gets the edge for substance over style.
I owe you nothing. I have no red in my ledger.
I think he's a fine director. 300 still holds up, and I loved Watchmen. I thought it was a terrific adaptation of the comic book, and a better movie than it reviewed. Interested in seeing what he does with Superman.
Nope, but I like Zooey Deschanel as a member of She & Him, and her sister Emily is pretty entertaining in Bones.
I have no idea. Eff the new 52.
As many as she needs. I rarely get it, so I have to be a conscientious lover.
Betelgeuse would confound the eff out of Krueger.
Doin' the...ooh ooh...pigeon! Ernie!
Gray downstairs doesn't bother me as long as that shit's tight.
I've never played Saint's Row, so I have to give the edge to GTA since I own III, VC, SA, and IV.
Reba. C'mon, who didn't want to see Van lose his shit?
About Whip-smart Banky:
Waylaid by jackassery. King shit of the make-believe brigade. All sound and fury, signifying nothing.