This isn't a question
I look like an delicate angel has just risen from a tasty 14 1/2 hour mini coma after a 5 day long claw and hot rail binge
Yeah but you gotta find the right masseuse who isn't a square
Puppy sized elephant. Duh.
I watched a fat man get rode to death in the middle in a Milwaukee highway. Fun and games got real nasty, real quick. When his legs gave and the 450lbs of beastly man came tumbling onto the asphalt a wave of shadenfreude rushed over me. I'd just achieved that certain level of disgust with myself and others that reminds myself what it means to be human.
I'd rather be rich and anonymous. Fuck ppl
"you left your kid in the car and theyre dead now"
The present because if you can't enjoy that then you probably won't enjoy the past or future either
Both. And it's fucking tearing me apart
They're cool and neat until you go overboard or get the wrong one and you just end up looking trashy
Brain chemicals and millions of years of evolution
None at all
Wtf a computer virus
0 addiction happens to weak people
445a It's never too early to hail Satan
Under a big fucking rock lol what kind of question is this
Yeah people are great until they're not
Cinderella's step sisters cut off parts of their feet to try and trick the prince and get their eyes pecked out by birds.
I'd find the most creative and as fun as possible way to kill myself.
Of course. I'm not a heathen.
No. That's asking for trouble.