If I eat myself would I become twice as big or totally disappear ?
If you say "Science, please ignore this one experiment, PLEASEEEEEE" then yes, you'll be twice as what you were. I advice you to certainly try that, it works!
What's cool nowadays?
Post your most liked pic on Instagram or Facebook!
Post a picture of your wakeup face!
Wanna grab a drink? As in juice or something?
Ah, sure mate.
piss off mate
Thanks mate, you too
Do you believe in happy endings?
Do I?
pap ur shit.
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A potato, yeeeee!
If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet?
Myself, and then punch my past self in the face and make him cry and return to the "present"