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rate:10 bc idk you. thougts: you seem like the kind of girl i could walk up to and make a weird face & youd just do it right back lol. youre really pretty & we have to meet while youre down. you seem friendly and ya lets talk more

khy
<3 thanks so much!
you're a sweetie.
and yea we do.
and I would, man.
Liked by: khy

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! I WAS SUPPOSE TO COME OVER TODAY >:(

FUCK
DUDE I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY
WHAT'S GOING ON
YOU NEED TO COME OVER
LIKE
RIGHT NOW???
WE SHOULD DING DONG DITCH HAHA THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME??
IDK WHAT'S HAPPENING

FIRST IMPRESSION OF ME? <3 THOUGHTS? <3 RATE? <3

"WOW HIS HAIR IS REALLY POOFY."
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO QUOTE PITCH PERFECT TOGETHER.
I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE GOOD TO SARRAH, AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT.
YOU'RE A GREAT KID.
YOU HAVE THE NICEST SMILE AW.
YOU'RE REALLY GREAT TO CUDDLE WITH BECAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH A HEATER.
WHENEVER YOU SLEEP OVER, WEIRD FOOD ALWAYS ENDS UP ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
YOU'RE A FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER.
I'M GLAD I MET YOU.
RATE: GRILLED CHEESE.
ARE WE HANGING OUT TOMORROW????? OR THE NEXT DAY???? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

First impression of me?

well like,
when i first saw you on the internet,
i was like aw and then sarrah used to tell me about you because she told me about everyone.
you really inspired me, a lot. like, with your confidence and how nice you were to everyone.
and when i saw you at the movie theatre my first impression was, "aw she has the prettiest smile."
and you were so nice and you're a beaut.
you are your boyfriend are super cute!
we really need to chill sometimes, and you're so gorgeous omg.

Things that grind your gears?

-WHEN PEOPLE FUCKING BUMP INTO YOU AND DON'T SAY SORRY LIKE BITCH THAT HURT
-WHEN PEOPLE FUCKING WAVE AND YOU THINK IT'S AT YOU LIKE NIGGA
-WHEN PEOPLE BREATHE
-WHEN PEOPLE FUCKING TALK
-FAKE FUCKING PEOPLE
-BRAS
-PEOPLE THAT THINK I'M A BAD INFLUENCE LIKE NO??
-PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME FEEL AWKWARD
-PLASTIC CUPS
-CARPETS
-MICROWAVES LIKE MAN EITHER MY FOOD IS FUCKING VOLCANIC OR FROZEN LIKE DAMNSHIT ARE YOU ALRIGHT????
-SELFIES
-ANY SEQUEL TO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING
-DUMB FUCKCUNTS.
-HAIRTIES.
-LIFE
-WHEN YOU EAT TO MUCH BUT YOU'RE STILL HUNGRY???
-PEOPLE
-PEOPLE'S FAKE PROBLEMS
-PEOPLE
Liked by: Alex McKie no

Fuck u

no
this comes from the person.
who just looked at me and went,
"i just farted and it's silent hahahhhahahahahahhaaaahahahahaahahahhahah."
Liked by: no

on a scale of 1-420, how much of a faggot are you?

ha..ha..
well..
i...
i know you are.. but..
but ..
but what am..
but what am i!
NAILED IT.
Liked by: no

You and Sarrah should come over. I'm bored as fuck, home alone until tomorrow, and I have a pizza.

we're going to see despicable me two.
at least you have pizza.
we're there in spirit.

WE WERE ALREADY THERE AND WE JUST LEFT DISNEY LAND, YOU MUST HAVE FORGOT, SO YES TURN THE CAR AROUND AND LETS GO BACK!

THE GPS SAID TO GO THE OTHER WAY.
I WORK HARD TO BRING HOME THE BACON AND YOU'RE JUST SITTING IN THE BACK SEAT.
I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.

YOU ALREADY TORE THIS FAMILY APART </3 CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ZOE >:(

DON'T YOU BACKSASS ME.
I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO DISNEY LAND OR NOT???

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