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How jealous are you, on a scale of 0 (not) to 10 (extremely)?
0
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Have you ever tried to be vegetarian?
Yeah, but I'm not vegetarian now
Do you smoke weed?
Nope
What's your funniest photo?)
Depends on your definition of funny, I think this one is amusing
Would you be happy to receive a gift certificate for your birthday?
Depends on who it was from and where it was to, but excluding strange circumstances, I think so, yes
Do you deceive well?
Nope, I couldn't even sell a lie if you were desperate for one and I needed you to believe it...
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What to do, when it's boring?
Pretend to be a sixteenth-century version of yourself and be amazed at all the sorcery of the "far future"
How many Microsoft employees are need to replace an overheated light bulb?
About forty-five
One dev to spend five minutes implementing ChangeLightBulbWindowHandleEx.
One program manager to write the specification.
One localization expert to review the specification for localizability issues.
One usability expert to review the specification for accessibility and usability issues.
At least one dev, tester and PM to brainstorm security vulnerabilities.
One PM to add the security model to the specification.
One tester to write the test plan.
One test lead to update the test schedule.
One tester to write the test cases and add them to the nightly automation.
Three or four testers to participate in an ad hoc bug bash.
One technical writer to write the documentation.
One technical reviewer to proofread the documentation.
One copy editor to proofread the documentation.
One documentation manager to integrate the new documentation into the existing body of text, update tables of contents, indexes, etc.
Twenty-five translators to translate the documentation and error messages into all the languages supported by Windows.The managers for the translators live in Ireland (European languages) and Japan (Asian languages), which are both severely time-shifted from Redmond, so dealing with them can be a fairly complex logistical problem.
A team of senior managers to coordinate all these people, write the cheques, and justify the costs to their Vice President.
One dev to spend five minutes implementing ChangeLightBulbWindowHandleEx.
One program manager to write the specification.
One localization expert to review the specification for localizability issues.
One usability expert to review the specification for accessibility and usability issues.
At least one dev, tester and PM to brainstorm security vulnerabilities.
One PM to add the security model to the specification.
One tester to write the test plan.
One test lead to update the test schedule.
One tester to write the test cases and add them to the nightly automation.
Three or four testers to participate in an ad hoc bug bash.
One technical writer to write the documentation.
One technical reviewer to proofread the documentation.
One copy editor to proofread the documentation.
One documentation manager to integrate the new documentation into the existing body of text, update tables of contents, indexes, etc.
Twenty-five translators to translate the documentation and error messages into all the languages supported by Windows.The managers for the translators live in Ireland (European languages) and Japan (Asian languages), which are both severely time-shifted from Redmond, so dealing with them can be a fairly complex logistical problem.
A team of senior managers to coordinate all these people, write the cheques, and justify the costs to their Vice President.
High heels or sneakers?
Sneakers
Do you wear any jewelry?
Depends on how exactly you define jewelry. I wear a self-defence necklace, a hairband, and a bracelet from Youth Conference. I also used to wear a watch, but I broke my last one (doing something stupid) and have yet to replace it.
How to make a woman happy?
Well, really emotions are determined by the individual experiencing them and you can't "make" anyone feel happy.
Would you rather own a boat, or an airplane?
I think I would rather own a boat
Red or blue?
Hmm...purple
Are you generally a more optimistic or pessimistic person?
I try to be a more optimistic person.
How much did you lurk your crushes social media before talking to them?
I develop crushes on people after talking to them, not before...
What's something that everyone should do every day?
Breathing, for sure.
Do you prefer talking or texting?
I prefer texting to talking on the phone, but I prefer talking to people in person over texting them.
PAP of the very first image on your camera roll?
What is the meaning of the life in one word?
Love
What time did you wake up this morning?
6:12am.
Do you prefer tea, coffee or cocoa?
Cocoa. I've never even had tea or coffee.
What makes you happy?
Talking with friends who care (but chocolate certainly won't hurt my happiness).
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