How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
You can't trick me with this question. A woodchuck can't chuck wood, but if it could it would also be able to operate a chainsaw and other equipment. So how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? ALL of it.
How much fun is too much fun.
Once your sides hurt and you can't breath. Or if your cheeks hurt from smiling.
Is there a dish you always wanted to try?
I'm not a fan of satellite TV. What? :P
What are you wearing right now?
Pants, most definitely wearing pants. Tragic, but true.