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Cheese fish what time is jungle monkey butt?
Chocolate deer can I get a forested toad belly button?
Jane has five fish, Joey has eight donkeys, who owns the zoo?
Who?
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What would you do if your hair turned into delicious noodles one day (not pasta you Italian)
I'd be kinda worried (and I'm not Italian ;))
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdzkqoyjHu1rf8uhqo1_250.gif#_=_ looks like something your into
Was that a poot?
would you rather eat a little piece of shit or pop a pimple on someone elses butt with your mouth, why?
That's gross man
you didn't answer my text :(
What's yours?
Yeah I texted that number
I didn't get it D:
Stop trying to be Italian, we all know your Mexican
I'm officially confused
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Mackenzie Allard
You always smel like goat cheese
What does goat cheese even smell like
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Mackenzie Allard
http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b066d04fbbc93896902c15e7463534c/tumblr_mihoiuo6ZE1s30o1io1_400.gif#_=_ #relationshipgoals
Totally
What band did you go see in the pic?
Nickelback :) they were actually so sick! I don't understand why everyone hates them. I mean, yeah their like a boy band of 30 year old men but I still enjoy their music xD and The Pretty Reckless opened for them :)
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Mackenzie Allard
First liker gets 10 likes and rest get 2 each?
Some likers get thoughts
but like was there a moment?
She stopped in front of me all of a sudden and I grabbed her sides and put my head up against hers and asked if she could go any slower in the most playful way c:
fav moment with carrie so far?
The day before Valentine's Day since we couldn't hang out the day of ❤️
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carrie
js...I saved that...
LOL
turn ons?
Neck grabs
Side grabs
Neck kisses
And all of the other things that turn on guys
Side grabs
Neck kisses
And all of the other things that turn on guys
you and carrie are goals
Thanks homie c:
How did you come up with your username?
Facebook did I didn't
I saw a husky puppy get run over by a car today. The ribs were crushed and blood came out of it's mouth and nose. It looked at me as it passed away. That innocent tiny puppy. Then I sharted and laughed. Is this a happy or a sad moment?
That's the saddest shit I've heard in a while dude. Go get some clean pants and some meds xD
fav moment with carrie so far?
The day before Valentine's Day since we couldn't hang out on Valentine's Day ❤️
whyd i take you so long to ask her out
I can't make decisions easily
thats the cutest thing ever
c:
I can't believe yours and Troys phones died before they started playing...
I got a few pictures!
What frog is it? I'm a little late
Kyle Martin
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