you know what i hate My last name is Simpson i was getting on the bus when i was in 7th grde (3 years ago) the bus driver was like Hi bart no i mean michael FML
I'm Latin American, so naturally I have hairy legs. A while ago, I was feeling self conscious about that, so I shaved my legs. I badly cut up my legs, and it was awkward explaining it to my parents. My brother still makes fun of me about it. Do you have any cringeworthy memories?
ooof that's a pretty bad one :s. But, I'm super awkward so yes, I naturally have some bad ones.1. 7th grade fieldtrip, high ropes course, super exciting, adrenaline rush. Figured I would piss after I got down. I got down, find out the bathroom's like a mile away (not really, but it was soo far away). I ran for my life but didn't make it in time </3. So yeah, I basically stalled for half and hour until it wasnt as noticable and I actually got away with it, thank god... #Stealth 2. Also in 7th grade (rough year), I was doing a lab report about the heartbeat of these little organism creatures, and I needed to use a graph. But I didn't know how to make a chart/graph in Microsoft word so I imported one that fit my template. The template I used was "Durability of Weapons". So I swapped out all their info for my info, but forgot the y axis... therefore, instead of the various environments that the organisms were placed in, it said "Machete, Pistol, Knife, Machine Gun" etc. My science teacher got freaked out and I had a lengthy talk with the Guidance department... ;_;
back to backs wins in the same series numbnuts like I won S5 - Romania and then I won S6 All-Stars CANT TOUCH THIS
WTF STOP YOU WIN WHORE
im crying because I probably didn't deserve to win, but Porsche and Jon had pretty bad jury management and I think I did do pretty well with my questions/speeches
hey
LMAO I JUST WON GHOUL'S ALL-STARS IM SCREAMING TWO BACK TO BACK WINS