Who is your favorite account that also hates on Taylor?
lmfao this isn't hate on taylor club, she just happens to be a whore I get a laugh on.
Drycember- The act of abstaining from masturbation during the month of December.
"You doing drycember this year?" - guy 1
"Yeah its gonna be a tough one, my blue balls are gonna make it hard to walk" - guy 2
"I know how you feel mate, but tradition is tradition" - guy 1
did you hear the taylor swift actually tweeted Fuck you directioners but then she delete it !
it wasnt photoshopped? wtf
OMFG YOURE GORGEOUS
nigga no
you're like gorgeous mAYBE OBAMA THE BUNNY WILL DATE YOU
hes too good for me sigh
your really pretty!! i love the color of your hair
ew no i look like free willy
Can I tell you something ?
sure babe :)
yES OK I WILL FEED OBAMA SOME KAROTS TOMORROW
EW I FUCKING HATE CARROTS RIP MY TITS OFF
wait. i dont understand how you're just sO PERFECT AN IM JUST SITTING HERE LIKE DERP.. THE ONLY THING I CAN DO WELL IS BREATHE IM NOT EVEN A GOOD FANGIRL I JUST
WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS IM ON CRYSTAL METH MOST OF THE TIME LIKE
you should post a picture of yourself! "3
DONT LAUGH THIS IS ME OK BYE
i dont understand how some people dont love ed, or like love his lyrics but dont love his looks. ARE YOU CRAZY HES BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY WAY EVER. i would marry ed in a millisecond.
I KNOOOOW omfg he's such a flawless kind amazing beautiful human being the girl who gets him is sooo fucking lucky
OH MY GOD. ROMNEYS A FANCY BITCH GETTIN STARBUCKS OBAMA WAS EATING CHERRIES
DONT BE TREATING OBAMA LIKE HE IN THE HOOD HE'S VIP BITCH
Do you speak spanish?xx
I live in mexico haha yeah :)
RAPING HOT PEOPLE IM SCREECHING OMFG BUT WE DOIN GOOD I FED OBAMA A BUT IF CARROT THIS AFTERNOON IT'S ALL GOOD NIGGA
NIGGA YOU SO CHEAP I FED ROMNEY SOME WHITE ASS FOOD LIKE SUM STARBUCKS OR SOME SHIT THIS IS TOP CLASS SHIT OK AINT NO GHETTONESS
OH MY GOD YOUR ANSWERS IM SHOUTING YOURE PERF
baby put the marijuana down this is jesus reaching out to you
Ed Sheeran feels please!?!?!
OK so when I think of ed feels I'm thinking laying in bed and then suddenly his lips in my ear and he starts singing some of his perfect lyrics almost like this raspy whisper and his soft hands on my bare stomach and then he fucks me all gently but then roughly but then gently again and spends all night loving me and saying beautiful things because its fucking ed sheeran and he's the most perfect human being that ever lived bye
HI OMG OBAMA THE BUNNY SAYS HI HOW YOU ABD ROMNEY DOIN
WE GOOD JUST RAPPING HOT PEOPLE HBU
+ you are both completely naked. "H-harry," You let out a slight moan. K WELL I AINT GONNA GO INTO DETAIL BUT LETS JUST SAY YOU FUCKED OKAY BYE
I JUST PUT MY BOOB IN THE BLENDER OMFGG
+ "HONESTLY HARRY, WHAT THE FUCK?" "Shhh." He says placing a kiss on your lips. It was hard to resist Harry. I mean, he's Harry. He starts kissing down your neck and you finally give in and just let it all happen. "Perfect," he smirks. He begins removing your shirt, and in a matter of minutes +