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Maria Djojowasito

What's your biggest phobia?

Balaenoptera musculus. It all started when I was about 4 (or earlier, all I know for sure is that this occurred before I could read and that at the time it was an age-inappropriate book). I was flipping through the "Animal Encyclopaedia" my parents gave us (I can't remember which publisher it was from, just that it had a tiger all over the hardcover—front and back). At the very end of the mammals section, there was a comparison photo of a blue whale with a Homo sapiens diver meant to illustrate the size difference (and also gives you an idea of the vastness of the ocean). It left such an impression on me, sometimes I'd jump out of the bathtub panting if the image in my head became to vivid. I'm also claustrophobic to an extent and I know that, in reality, getting swallowed by a whale is nothing like the way it was portrayed in "Pinocchio" (the insides aren't hollow like that). It developed into a whole separate fear of large, deep masses of water as well (but the fear is more visceral, not in the same way the thought of space/the universe would make my heart sink when I was little). I never learned to swim (I'd make a perfect Ophelia). Thankfully, blue whales are rare, difficult to acquire, and quite large—so it would be difficult for someone to use my fear against me/pull a prank (like put them in a box as a birthday present or something).

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What's your go-to karaoke song?

I don't normally sing at karaoke, but I'll tell you a story of how I sang my first karaoke song (I normally just sit around and lounge at karaoke places when with friends—this was seriously my maiden song) in November last year: A friend-of-a-friend saw an Instagram teaser trailer I made for "Naked Mole Rats In The World of Darkness" where I sang to "Stand By Your Man" (Tammy Wynette). And he insisted I knew how to sing, although I tried to explain it's just "voice acting" (which is an entirely different thing from actual 'singing'). He took us to karaoke and made me sing it. I feel like such a fraud. I can't sing. LOL! 🎤 https://instagram.com/p/9vGjFhI2O0/

Would you rather be a lonely genius, or a sociable idiot?

Look. Even if I were an idiot, I still wouldn't be "sociable" anyway, okay? There's no point in it (besides that would just make me insufferable, wouldn't it? If I were an idiot my best contribution to the world would be shutting the hell up—then again most idiots are too stupid to realise how stupid they are, so it's anyone's guess). So just let me live in the fanfic AU where I'm a brilliant goat with a 130+ IQ already.

What do you splurge on?

Premium earphones. 🎧 I've been this way since my Discman days. I mean have you tried those standard-issue ones you get from Apple products? They're atrocious. They're not only very crass-sounding, they're too big for me and the edges always hurt/scratch my earlobes. So I always buy earphones separately, I love the noise-cancelling ones that stuff your ears with rubbery stuff (always in-ear and I'm not sure how I feel about headphones, still). I'm not even talking about fancy brands like B&O, just normal electronics brands—but the ones on the higher-ends of their lines (so it's not like I'm buying Lexus earphones, they're still very much Toyota but I'm buying the earphone equivalents of Crown/Corona/Celica as opposed to Corolla/Yaris—if that makes sense). I'm partial to Philips. 🌷 But they're also kind of rare, often out-of-stock although they're much more common now. I used to have to buy them at SOGO (the Plaza Senayan store, near the escalators). Sometimes when my earphones break and I need new ones, I buy non-premium ones because they're out-of-stock or the store doesn't carry them. My current ones aren't premium, they're very yellow and they look like a pair of lemons. 🍋 I mean I have a soft spot for them because it's a very cute pair of earphones, but they're painful. The bass is near nonexistent, the other day I accidentally played something too loud and it literally felt like my eardrums were being pierced by a blunt needle. But I always buy anything I can get my hands on when my current ones break (usually it's a problem with the cables). I'm not even going to give you a pretentious artsy excuse like "I can't live a day without music" to that, the real reason I always have to have earphones with me is because certain noises give me anxiety (certain aspects of Indonesian humour/variety television programmes—and the way they're passive-aggressively indirectly spoken/delivered specifically... Especially when I'm walking or using public transport, I'd rather not hear people verbally sexually harassing me lest I snap) and I muffle/drown those sounds with music to mitigate the anxiety. I currently want Philips' CitiScape St. Germain thing (the purple one). Hopefully some store still has them in-stock. 🎶 Also, I really appreciate quality earphones for listening to my "goat baaa" mp3's during meditation which I find immensely soothing...

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What do you splurge on

Would you follow the white rabbit?

I am the white wabbit—and late as hell to the party. But I do march to the beat of my own drum, if that's what you're asking. 🐰🐰🐰

What perfume are you wearing today?

Coco Mademoiselle (I used to wear Vera Wang Princess for evenings and DKNY Be Delicious Fresh Blossom during the day—lately I've been warming up to Armani Code which I got as a gift too). You'll see me wearing all of those a lot more often from now on, because I just saw Boyzone in concert and I don't want to take the concert bracelet thingy off (showering would require me to take it off—no biggie! The French royals used to never shower, either... And that's how perfume was invented). 🍀
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What things should you never tell your parents?

That you want to be an actress. LOL. They'll just change the topic and start talking about boys and aid work instead.

Do you like to act spontaneously or plan things? Why?

Always planned. And then I always get distracted by shiny things along the way.

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