If you were famous what would you be famous for?
Being the bestest person ever.
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What helps you to sleep better?
Being angry.
what would you consider your masterpiece
My epic song, "Small Eggs, Big Legs".
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how many women have you killed
Just the one.
are you insane
hrtjahremhdt.
What makes someone attractive?
Tits.
If you could live anyone's life for a day, who would it be?
Lou Diamond Phillips.
What do you think are the world’s three greatest cities?
Stoke, Fegg Hayes, Cobridge.
Who are the people you spend the most time with?
Lou Diamond Phillips, Emilio Estevez, Rob Lowe, Andrew McCarthy.
What is your favorite Quentin Tarantino movie?
None.
What body part do you wash first in the shower?
The junk. You knew that already.
What do you love the smell of?
Freshly baked muffins.
What are you always late for?
My period.
What is the most beautiful language?
English, the best language. And coincidentally, the one I speak.
What song makes you want to dance?
Love Shack. And it's a very sexual dance.
What are you most proud of?
My sense of pride.
What have you been thinking about lately?
Curly stuff, like hair and free-kicks.
What is one awesome food from your country you think everyone should try?
English Muffins.
What are you currently addicted to?
Crack.
What is your favorite way to spend some time alone?
Wanking.
What celebrity irritates you the most?
Emma Bunton, aka: "Baby Space".
What image do you have as your desktop background?
A frollicking Kermit The Frog.
If you owned a luxury yacht, what would you name it?
The Ship of Death.
What do you expect in 2013?
Hammers.
What was the most important event of 2012?
Me buying a Wii U. Today.
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