It's half your age +7 right? So...I guess my internet-mandated creep limit is 18, but I think I wouldn't go for anyone under 20
What's the first and last letters of the name of someone you wish you could have sex with tonight?
TN
HULLO. I hope you're ok, and I do worry sometimes when I read your posts but you seem cool and you're alive and kickin.
My sweet child do not worry, the memes keep me alive through anythig
What do you regret most in life?
Being born gg
Who was/is your favourite spice girl?
me
How do you tie your shoelaces?
Around my neck, how else?
When did you last drink milk?
Last night from yo mama tiddy
What have you done today to make you feel proud?
You know DAMN WELL the answer is nothing
Why is a zebra?
Because you still can't fucking cross the road in the right place; you're fucking 37, you absolute failure
You can create a new body organ: what would it do?
It would be called an inspirogland, and it would allow you to control your metabolism at will, mainly so I can stop being a fat fucking piece of shit without having to make any effort
Oi. I axed you a question. WHO DOES THE GOVERNMENT?
OI FGT LEMME TELL U SUMN ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT, THAT SHIT STRAIGHT UP RUN BY HIGH-ASS LIZARD PEOPLE, Y U THINK MAX KEY AIN'T DEAD YET
I only got pasketti
Na pasketti, only plain ol' sketti for the wrestling champs
I might be the only person asking questions.
That's ok, all I need is that sweet Chef Boyardee ravioli
K.
KK
Fuck you.
Bitch I might be
MOVING THROUGH THE SKY
BISH WUT
Hey bb, wanna take a trip in my favourite rocket ship?
Only if we can ZOOM THROUGH THE SKY MY DUDE
I forgot to anon :/
I'm so drunk and confused by the new layout, I literally didn't notice, lemme go look
I am super pretty, how much for your broken computer which sucks badly?
If y'all talking about my shitbox mac pro, it's not broken IT'S JUST A SPECIAL CHILD
I have expensive alcohol bb.
You know how to fucking woo a bitch, I tell you that
WHAT IS THIS!?
JUST ANOTHER MEANINGLESS WAY TO FILL THE TIME BEFORE WE CRUMBLE INTO MUSH AND HAIR IN THE GROUND