Яко ретардирали са някои хора, не мислиш ли? :D
Не думай.
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КакФи са ти кецовете ? :D
Nike.
Защо се наричаш келеш, след като не си?
Защото обичам да се самоиронизирам.
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Zashto psuvash kat kelesh?
Щот съм келеш. :D
Много странни ли бяхме днес ? :D
Малко само.
logikata otmina .. spok chustvai se svoboden
Че аз кога не съм чувствал така? И логика винаги има.
nali .. da ni e kef na dushicite
Ни думай? И нека да попитам к'ва беше логиката?
i az taka mislq ;)
Ехе, стигнахме до консенсос.
demek ne me poznavash ;)
Не съм и длъжен. : )
da ot varna sym i ne ne sm rodena mart .. sorka .. ti dori ne si me vijdal na jivo kak ochakvash dam i poznaesh datata na rajdane
Обичам да налучквам. И какво от това, че не съм те виждал на живо?
кажи още такива цитати (:
I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
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Някога обичал ли си?
Честно ли? 50/50.
na kakuv vupros iskash da ti otgovorq ?
Дали си от Варна. А да и си родена на 29ти март.
shtoto da ne me pomislish za greshniq chovek za koito vsushnost me vze :)
Не отговори на въпроса ми.
ne ne me poznavash spoko .. emi okei radvam se che mislish :)
Тогава 'къв е смисъла да се подравяш? А и си женско и си от Варна. :3
poprincip ne pisha taka prosto se podpravqm .. radvam se che ne se vbesqvash no prosto si pomisli malko .. za vsichko ..
И щом се подправяш явно те познавам или поне те имам в дружките ми. Аз си мисля за действията и ако се осера, аз си патя.
Колко сериозни връзки си имал досега?
Две, ако трябва да бъда точен.
ne sum tazi za koqto me mislish ;) az sum i fr tq dori ne znae za tva tva tyi che se uspokoi malko i se vzemi v ruce zashtoto naistina mn me qdosvash ;)
И мен ме ядосва начина, по който пишеш и по какъв начин решаваш да си изкажеш мнението, но не се вбесявам. Ако искаш можеш спокойно да ме наругаеш, нямам нищо против, стига да ти успокои яда. :3
qwno za tebe celuvkite s ezik sa kato da kajesh : zdr ko stava !
Радвам се, че си намерила такъв интерес в живота ми. :3
какъв тип момичета харесваш ?
Задай го още веднъж и ще те наградя с титлата, че си бавно развиващ. :3
ti shi kajish che ne har nqkoe momiche poveche ot fr
Дами и господа, представям Ви индивидът, който ме познава по - добре отколкото аз себе си. И твърди, че има телепатичните възможности да установи емоциите ми! Моля аплодисменти.
Какъв жанр филми харесваш ?
Жанра няма значение, стига да са хубави.
Ser li si playboy ?
Много ясно, че не. Ти от сарказам разбираш ли?
любим цитат, фраза ?
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.
We're young.We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party.This is it. Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And that's what it's all about -breaking eggs! And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As. We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. - Misfits
We're young.We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party.This is it. Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And that's what it's all about -breaking eggs! And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As. We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. - Misfits
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Be more specific . What do you like most in a girl ?
Depends.
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