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you're weak mate

the only thing weak about me is the fact your mother sweet talks me into coming over while you're in bed doing this everytime i fall for it.. she gives brav head
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they're not sexual.. as if you didnt root Georgia... she's been everywhere

hey, you fucking asked, and no i havnt she's a little sister. talk about her like that i will terminate you :P

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"She could drink a horse" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH fuck me you're an absolute legend.

she was that fucking phat... she could have

:') amazing. these stories, you've been brought down from the heavens to tell them because they're glorious, I love them :')

less talk
more sex

Impersonate Connor crampton

hey man
i like to spew on walls
neh i dont wanna clean it up
fuck im actually in the presence of josh clarke
i'll get with his ex to show him im a mad cunt
woops staunching me
wait
he's alright now
im actually a good looking kid
maybe i should have a smoke
nah mum would finger me if she knew
okay, i want a smoke

got anymore stories? this shit keeps getting better and better

well.. 2011 halloween, it was a chilly night but also a very brav night... i had a bottle of vodka to myself and i was like 12 (15) but yeah i was having a good time, and where i was at for this halloween party there were also older people.. bigger older people.. by bigger i mean they were as wide as they were tall and they could drink a horse.. they were fet.. and i was drunk and yeah i got taken advantage of... this 19 year old keep in mind she was fat but yeah she grabbed my hand and said im gonna take you somewhere safe.. and i was like sdfghjkl; okay because yolo drunk .. and she took me into the back of her cars and put a condom on my small willy and hoped ontop of me.. she was atleast 150 kgs.. and she was ontop of me.. i couldnt move. i couldnt breathe. it was in the back of a fucking car for god sake. and she went around telling people i knew that i was the best root of her life.. by law i was raped.. i am scared for life.. but anyway.. fat chicks need love too i guess.. so she picked a good looking kid too :P heres what i was wearing so i did have alot of sex appeal

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you're a good bloke with funny as fuck stories, I like that

you're a cutie with a booty i like you

those stories amuse the fuck out of me. funny as, keep em up cunt

wanna hear more? get me laid
wanna get laid? pm xx

If Cassidy and Alyce didn't come across as older than they are then older people wouldn't find them attractive. It's all about the age you act. And having tits like that in their dp's and shit screams more mature/older xoxoxo

smell that?
can you?
its jealousy
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Liked by: Brandon McCormack

I know of a number of girls who would be happy to tell the police things you have done to them.. Statutory rape is quite a serious offence,

fuck off cunt im a victim .. i never said i fucked them, i hooked up with a younger girls who looked older.. and i bet you'd agree.. so can you do me a favour.. and fuck off tehe 8)

sex story

i swear you people get ammusment from me getting laid... well last year me and this girl talked... a fucking lot.. and we always came to eachothers houses and spooned and watched movies but never really hooked up.. and then one night i went to hers and we watched the notebook, i cried so my chances of getting laid increased.. and we started getting a lil saucy.. then her sister knocked on the door and come in and said something stupid.. then the whole family walked in chatting away while her hands are down my pants and ive got a fucking chub, so then they finally all left.. then like.. 20 minutes later i ended up getting her pj's off and i was ontop of her.. and everyone went to bed at hers, so then we thought it'd be funny to have sex .. idk, so we did, legit about every 30 seconds i'd hear something and sketch out.. but turns out it was nothing, then started going faster.. and she hit her head on the wall like 3 times.. that wall lead to her parents room .. i was sketching it i wanted to cry because i thought they'd come in and rip my dick off or something.. then yeah that wore off.. and she started screaming -.- and i was like ugh, fuck my life.. so we porked.. watched the rest of the notebook and yeah.. thats the night i thought i was gonna die..

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