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[ I accidentally called sarah hyland mere in front of my family yesterday and they be like " what te fuxk?! Hari u dick' and I was shunned ]

Vagina waste
Bahahahah ohhhh my god xD

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{it's seriously hard to find a twitter account that claims to be funny and actually is funny. }

Merida Rosalind
I see all these twitter accounts that are like COMEDY TRUTH OMG and they'll have something like this on there
"A real boyfriend is afraid of losing his girlfriend"
Wtf.
Please stop.
It gets on my feed regardless of who I unfollow I just. I don't like it I'm sorry. Crucify me Idc I hate those hate hate hate.
Liked by: Merlin.

Well you're odd.

Embrace da heat Deen
or take a plastic kiddie pool with you everywhere and just set it down and sit in it and be like hey hows it going bet your jealous rn and no youre not getting int it this is mine

I did for like the first week, but it's literally been like 30 degrees every day D: you can't do anything in that heat!

30 degrees is freezing here!
wait you mean Celsius right? How much would that be in Fahrenheit?

Nearly 7, and it's because of the dumbass heat wave.

Ur hidden Deen.
I thought you guys would enjoy the heat since it rains so much over there.

HO: You and James are really cute together, like meant to be. You deserve him so much and you're really pretty. Sorry for you know what I did to him, which was totally under the influence, and yeah...

Brooklyn Harris
Thank you haha. It's fine i was a bitch to you I shouldn't of been really hope there's no hard feelings anymore.
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