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{I also am the goddess of the planet Mercury. get it. 'cause I'm Merel. and I love curry. hehe. but I also bang the god called Mercury 'cause he's a qt with a booty. i know, i know, being a goddess is a lot of work, but anything for the people *cough*}

Merlin.
...You banged Mercury? *snaps pencil in half*

{Don't worry. I am the goddess of curry sandwiches. I'll teach you some skills; step 1. demand sacrifice. always important. make ur people suffer. it also helps against overpopulation. wow. how magical.}

Merlin.
I like the last one
Did you know Im also the goddess of pizza and hot wings and also part time goddess of hot cheetos?
Ghetto people love me.

{okidoki. not having a soul feels quite strange. i may or may not have just feasted on the mailman's flesh.thy shall receive the soul within *insert time needed to transport an object from belgium to wherever the fuck you live here* (ok i should rlly stop being weird now)}

Merlin.
Okay I'll wait.
{ I feel kinda bad I suck at playing a god xD }

{i found it! it smells remarkably bad though. oh, magical princess of the nightsky, how does one deliver the requested object to thy?}

Merlin.
mail order.

{ah! i have done as thy has suggested and i have encountered a small green object. not sure if it is a soul though. hmmm.}

Merlin.
Souls are blood orange.

{the ass is a magical thing. it holds many secrets and i just thought one of them could've been the soul. shht. i'm still blaming it on you}

Merlin.
Obviously not. Try your nose just wash the tweezers I mean cuz like ew.

{does thou realise the consequences of this? i was saving my ass virginity for a special someone *cough*the green power ranger*cough* but noooooooo, how about i lose it to a fuckin' set of tweezers 'cause a certain somebody decided she wanted my soul. great. just great. Dr Phil will hear about this}

Merlin.
Not my fault ur dedicated to me I mean why up your ass I mean..You didnt even google it?
Damn.

{Thy are refusing to tell me how to remove my soul because thy are unaware of how to do so thyself. well, congratulations, fake goddess, there is now a tweezer up my ass thanks to thy lies. also blood and poop everywhere.}

Merlin.
crying xD
I cant

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