{I also am the goddess of the planet Mercury. get it. 'cause I'm Merel. and I love curry. hehe. but I also bang the god called Mercury 'cause he's a qt with a booty. i know, i know, being a goddess is a lot of work, but anything for the people *cough*}
{Don't worry. I am the goddess of curry sandwiches. I'll teach you some skills; step 1. demand sacrifice. always important. make ur people suffer. it also helps against overpopulation. wow. how magical.}
{okidoki. not having a soul feels quite strange. i may or may not have just feasted on the mailman's flesh.thy shall receive the soul within *insert time needed to transport an object from belgium to wherever the fuck you live here* (ok i should rlly stop being weird now)}
Obviously not. Try your nose just wash the tweezers I mean cuz like ew.
{does thou realise the consequences of this? i was saving my ass virginity for a special someone *cough*the green power ranger*cough* but noooooooo, how about i lose it to a fuckin' set of tweezers 'cause a certain somebody decided she wanted my soul. great. just great. Dr Phil will hear about this}
Not my fault ur dedicated to me I mean why up your ass I mean..You didnt even google it? Damn.
{Thy are refusing to tell me how to remove my soul because thy are unaware of how to do so thyself. well, congratulations, fake goddess, there is now a tweezer up my ass thanks to thy lies. also blood and poop everywhere.}