You can't take the drama out of the girl, Michael. Don't ever think your capable of that.
what the fuck is ask fm?
it's been ages since I used this crap
it's been ages since I used this crap
Ask @michaelcooper95
I think I legit asked you that question like 3 months ago.. It's never too late to answer! Still the best answers!!
1 month ago.
stop being so dramatic
stop being so dramatic
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Chelsea Megan
I see it, you had the single most greatest answers of all time. They were great. How did you not get s big head from all the attention like I don't get it ?!?
Bro. I did get a big head.
It took like five romantic failures to stop me from being such an egotistical twat
It took like five romantic failures to stop me from being such an egotistical twat
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Favorite Winnie the Pooh Bear Character?
Eeyore.
He was funny because he was homeless and had a serious medical disability.
He was funny because he was homeless and had a serious medical disability.
Like please(y)
When you deserve it.
Yep so apparently it is still a thing... Did you miss it?
It was a fun way of passing the time.
I like how they all thought that I, the single greatest person in existence, had an ego.
Like how could they even think something so preposterous!?
I like how they all thought that I, the single greatest person in existence, had an ego.
Like how could they even think something so preposterous!?
Are you romantic? Why or why not?
A hopeless romantic.
as evident from all of my long relationships and passionate experience.
as evident from all of my long relationships and passionate experience.
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What's your biggest phobia?
Cho' Mama
Do you wear socks in bed?
Do I look like a fucking psychopath?
Are you stylish?
Well I don't wanna toot ny own horn but I do consider myself 'amazingly attractive'.
What are you terrible at?
Internet anonymity apparently
When was the last time you went to an ex's facebook profile?
Sigh.... you caught me.
Well played Internet. Well played.
Well played Internet. Well played.
Post a picture of your favorite sci-fi character!
Me
How do you usually express your emotions?
A symphony of expressive farts
What makes a person rich?
My love
What’s the first thing you’d do if you were the opposite sex for one day?
Well I'd obviously be amazingly hot so I'll conduct an experiment and see how many free drinks gross guys will buy me.
What's the biggest fashion faux-pas for you?
People who can't grow facial hair and yet insist on trying. No one needs to see your feeble, wispy 'David Spade-esque' abomination of an upper lip.
If there are people who don't have friends...Why don't they have friends?
Sometimes they don't deserve friends.
Sometimes they don't want or need any.
Most of the time it's because they smell weird though.
Sometimes they don't want or need any.
Most of the time it's because they smell weird though.
What is your biggest regret?
Something I like to call the "Deumonga Debarcal"
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10 for first , 2 for the rest ? ♡♡
Yes... I certainly will follow through with all those... go ahead...
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Post a picture of your favorite celebrity!
The only person worthy of my time.
What is your best feature?
Pffffft. Its all good!
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Michael Warming
What's the biggest mistake that you've made?
Really Ask.fm? Really?
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
I think so. The reasons arent always good or make sense though.
What music are you listening to right now?
Gotta admit. I've been diggin the 'Bino lately
Hot tea or ice tea?
You can't just spring these deep questions on an alread lost and confused young man!!!
What is the most important thing you need to do today?
Answer all these questions so I can successfully gove myself the illusion of self importance
How many people do you think you've met in your life?
Don't ask me that. The answer will make us both sad.
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Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Finally. Ask.Fm asks an actual question.
Also R2-D2 all the way, bruh.
Also R2-D2 all the way, bruh.
first liker gets 10 likes, and rest get 5? Please? :*
Go keen, you lovable attention seeking Internet creeps
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we all know who 'Miss Gustafson' is ;)
Those who watch American Dad do
who's the new gurl on da block?
Old Miss Gustafson? I wouldn't call her new. She's been at that house for 42 years.
How do you usually express your emotions?
Emotions are for the weak
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Chelsea Megan
How can you be motivated?
Watch someone less talented get more then you. Then either stew in envy or get motivated
How many people do you follow on ask?
I think about 25 or something
How can you tell that someone is lying?
They seem pleased to see me
:P
Quite
Names are important.
I guess they are.
Thank you for opening my eyes, anon.
I'm still not telling you.
Thank you for opening my eyes, anon.
I'm still not telling you.
The two people who genuinely desire to do good?
Meh, Names are unimportant.
Who were those people?
Which people?
What personality trait do you admire in other people?
A genuine desire to do good and improve the world. I think I've only met like two people in my life like that.
How do you relax at the end of the day?
a healthy dose of the vidya games
Who is the happiest person in the world?
Dan Bilzerian?
I would assume.
I would assume.
What is the meaning of the life in one word?
Twerk
and that's good?
I dun't no
broke da hearts
Yep. I'm like Kano from Mortal Kombat when it comes to heart breaking.
you have?
Have what?
What time did you wake up this morning?
Earlier then I should have
What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?
Hearts.
yeh
yeh
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Is it scandalous to wear socks with sandals?
Nah. It's fuckin' hot
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