but girls also like the idea of liking boys
Sure the idea is nice, but as an idea- communism works. In practise it never works out for me.
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How often do you draw?
In my own time? never anymore. However I end up drawing lots for work.
How to make a woman happy?
girls don't like boys, girls like cars and moneeeey
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Do you even queef?
I don't think i'm qualified for any of that.
You are such a huge misogynist and it isn't funny
misogyny is actually hilarious fuck you!
who are your closest girl friends?
what's a girl?
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i want to fart down your throat.
bbyplz
mm gurl lemme touch yo butt
do it
I've heard many rumors about the first and the last. Most people are saying they are divine. I don't really know what to believe though. Any thoughts on the matter?
it's a mystery. Call the inspector.
I SHOULD BE OVER ALL THE BUTTERFLIIIII-IIIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSS, BUT I'M INTO YOU
true
hideyokidshideyowifes? //Y
i don't have a wife :c
Can you google?
nah teach me
are you god?
indeed, I am.
Have you cured aids?
nah don't care
are you a cat?
indeed I am, meow.
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If dogs never existed, which animal would take its place as Man's Best Friend?
ugly girls
Put ice cream on your nipples for me
I don't have any icecream right now
If you had a boat, what would you name it?
Audrey
I want to do this do your breasticles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upxw2eiPQwU
plz
What flavour?
raspberry
Please help our city Sherlock Diabetes. The plague of diabetes is rampant in the streets. We need your help D:
i will point and shout at every diabetic person
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I'm female.. if that's what you are asking haha
haha i would hope so, depends on if i like you or not though.
If you want sex, I'm down
depends who you are but sure
Would you ever fool around with a guy if you were drunk :P
no. lol
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I DON'T EVEN EVEN D;
Start talking to whoever you want me to be, if you are lucky, it is me!
:c
Man it's not your fault that you're like this now. Tbh I like how you are now, maybe abit more than before. Anyone can be funny and fun but not everyone can be insightful, caring and knowledgable.
this is kind of ridiculously nice. Thankyou.
Hey this is just A VEry normal and SErious teXt WITH no hidden MEaning whatsoever
WE SHOULD FUCK
hello
ohhai
circumcised ??
naaah
You talk to me first!
I don't know who you are! D;
Do you usually cry during sex?... I do but it's when I'm fucking them with a sledgehammer and I can't stop laughing
haha what even!
gayume
haha yes!
I think you are cute!
talk to me!
No but seriously. Like, if you are with a girl, would you? A lot of guys don't
yeah depends on the girl, but if i like her enough then sure
do u eat pussy?
in soviet russia, the pussy eats you!
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You are so unfriendly nowadays. You seriously need to get some pussy and/or drugs and cheer up.
This sucks and is so true. Id love to know who this is anyway just out of curiosity.
okay I will :)
Thanks ^_^
Live long and prostate
Ill pros YOUR Tate ;)
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who was the girl you were hanging out with all night at hot damn? you seemed pretty keen.
Which one?
You've never really asked me any questions
Wait what?
it's just that when we talk, which is pretty much almost never because of this, you don't seem to be that interested or anything so I sort of get all awkward and make shit conversation and then you just stop talking.. that's why I think I annoy you
Well that's weird idk, talk to me some time and tell me this was you maybe I'm just being lazy
ur ugli
Yeah well ur gay
Are you currently taking any precautions to prevent terrorists from putting earwax in your food?
I've got nicholas cage convinced that there is cursed ottoman gold in my pantry and fridge so he's pretty intent on keeping it safe from obnoxious swedish men guys and terrorists.
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How many times a day you you eat earwax?
hopefully never, although terrorists could be planting it in my food for all i know and then it would probably be like 3 times
When was the last time you SUCKED A BIG FAT HAIRY CHODE?
pretty much every day obviously
I think you're great, honestly, but I think I annoy you :|
maybe i think you're great too! i am never annoyed haha
whats something awesome in your life right now?
literally everything
I think your background on here is really cute :3
Why Thankyou ^_^
Do you think there is a girl who's keen?
no idea
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