Do you have any strange phobias?
Yes.
Of Mehrdad.
Of Mehrdad.
Ask @mybeans
I do Agree. Solitaire is destroying my life too
But we love it, how we love it
Love is love
LOVE IS LOVE!
LOVE UNTIL THE END!
LOVE WITHOUT REASON!
LOVE WITHOUT A HINT OF IRONY!
Now,
TO THE PLANET ZILTOID 9!
♥
Love is love
LOVE IS LOVE!
LOVE UNTIL THE END!
LOVE WITHOUT REASON!
LOVE WITHOUT A HINT OF IRONY!
Now,
TO THE PLANET ZILTOID 9!
♥
If you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would you choose?
Why would I have dinner with a dead person you know I having nothing against loving who you loving but necrophilia r u sur3e
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What kind of surprises do you like?
MILD! :)
Mild ones
involving Julie
Mild ones
involving Julie
How good is your eyesight?
What
what does it say
what does it say
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What is this ask.fm world, Merhdad?
You know, Mehrdad...I just don't know any more, Merhdad, Mehrdad. Merhdad. ♥
What three adjectives best describe you?
Lamp
Peachy
Transatlantic
Peachy
Transatlantic
What’s the first thing you did when you woke up today?
I ate a lamp for breakfast.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Serving it up.
Gary's way.
Bler.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Serving it up.
Gary's way.
Bler.
Would you clone yourself if you could?
I would, but I would have to somehow make sure that a fly got in there...
...ain't nobody gonna mess with mutated half-fly man
oh no
...ain't nobody gonna mess with mutated half-fly man
oh no
How patriotic are you?
What country is this again?
If you could be invisible for one hour, where would you go and what you would you do?
I would go to the zoo,
and lift up the penguins
To show all the other penguins that you can be what you want to be
For instance, I am secretly a towel rack.
and lift up the penguins
To show all the other penguins that you can be what you want to be
For instance, I am secretly a towel rack.
If you had $5 left in your pocket what would you spend it on?
I would not spend it,
Oh no,
I would skip around in astonishment as too how I have $5 in my pocket.
Oh no,
I would skip around in astonishment as too how I have $5 in my pocket.
How much money do you need to feel rich?
I DON'T NEED MONEY
MONEY IS TOO MAINSTREAM
ALL I NEED IS A SUIT 'N' TIE
FOR I AM CHARLIE CHAPLIN.
MONEY IS TOO MAINSTREAM
ALL I NEED IS A SUIT 'N' TIE
FOR I AM CHARLIE CHAPLIN.
What do you love the smell of?
Biros.
Got to be Bic.
None of that Tescos riff raff...
Biros.
Got to be Bic.
None of that Tescos riff raff...
Biros.
Did you ever run away from home?
How can I run away from home?
I AM OMNIPOTENT
I AM OMNIPOTENT
What sin are you most familiar with?
Thou shalt not kidnap the president's wife and feed her bakewell tarts until she draws me a picture of a panther riding a cheesecake
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If you had to evacuate your house immediately, what is the one thing you would grab on the way out?
Deck of cards.
#Solit-Taaaaireee
#Solit-Taaaaireee
What can’t be bought with money?
Automatic post office forms
there's certainly a gap in the market
there's certainly a gap in the market
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
I was born ready
I'm sending this to everyone I follow, it would mean a hell of a lot if you could possibly like me and my band's page, just follow the url: http://www.facebook.com/SweatyMetal. Thank you and if you get this message then it means you're awesome :3
WHOO!
SWEATY METAL
WHOOO
SWEATY METAL
WHOOO
DO YOU WANT AMMMMM OR FMMMM?
I CAN'T DECIDE
I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING A WRECK
I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING A WRECK
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Can TV make us stupid?
TV was practically a sibling whilst I was growing up, and I turned out perfectly tomato!
What is in fashion today?
Kappa trousers never go out of style
Yhhheaa
Yhhheaa
ELISE
TONY
Elise?
Tony?
YOU'RE SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY LIKE A FANNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAHAHAHA
I happen to be quite fond of one of my genitalia actually, and do not find it funny.
Apart from that one time though omfg that was hilarious
Apart from that one time though omfg that was hilarious
What are you really good at?
Fitting inside the things, where tinned potatoes should be
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Chris Plummer
Alfred the great
What is your opinion on immigration?
I don't know about immigration,
but I actually have an MA in Immigreation
but I actually have an MA in Immigreation
Who do you respect the most?
Daniel Radcliffe, actually.
not my growler, but my butthole?
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty.
ROOD.
ROOD.
where are you at?
Beautifying the highway, baby!
"i call everyone sweetie" "you tramp"
hey trampgirl. did u no, that sweetie, have calory?
What is your favorite Quentin Tarantino movie?
I don't have to answer this question
yOU DON'T OWN ME
I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE
AND YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER
yOU DON'T OWN ME
I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE
AND YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER
What is the best color for a car?
Sassy pink. Forever sassy pink.
What sort of things would you do to amuse yourself during a car journey?
Kick back, relax, turn on the radio: would you like ammmmmmmmmmmm, or fmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??!!
How do successful people differ from unsuccessful ones?
Successful people work as hotel managers
Unsuccessful people work as hotel breakfasts
Unsuccessful people work as hotel breakfasts
What was your favorite subject in school?
I went to swag school, so naturally it was Philosophy
Whom would you like to meet?
Pork. Oh you said meet
What body part do you wash first in the shower?
My tentacle
Sorry, tentacles
Sorry, tentacles
am or fm?
It's srs bsns.
If you could have any question answered, what would it be?
Will it blend?
What do you love the smell of?
Plimsolls...and fear.
What is the last thing you said to someone?
"Yo God, do you want a mention on my Ask.fm account, bro?"
What is the most important thing you have learned in life?
Seatbelts is the law, but
Pedestrians don't have seatbelts
Pedestrians don't have seatbelts
What’s the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to you?
Short answer is they haven't,
Long answer is they haven't.
Long answer is they haven't.
What's your favorite photo that you've taken?
What topic of conversation do you consider boring?
HAPPINESS
What's your biggest fear?
Horses. They make serious commitments to footwear.
Where do you shop the most?
Mothercare.
What song makes you want to dance?
A REAL DANCER
DANCES TO THE TUUME OF HIS SOUL
step, two, boogie
Shoortie Geoorge, Shoortie Geoorge
CRAYZAYYY LEEEEEEEEGS! CRAYZAY LEEEEEEEEEEEGS
fish tail, fish tail
Aaaannddd biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig FINISH!
DANCES TO THE TUUME OF HIS SOUL
step, two, boogie
Shoortie Geoorge, Shoortie Geoorge
CRAYZAYYY LEEEEEEEEGS! CRAYZAY LEEEEEEEEEEEGS
fish tail, fish tail
Aaaannddd biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig FINISH!
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