Me, a few days ago: Yeah I wanna get drunk Halloweekend but not like /too drunk/ Me, last night: Yeah let me take this 8th tequila shot real quick before we go out
What gossip about yourself has made you laugh?
Ever think that you have a new pimple developing because there's a red spot on your chin but it's just raspberry salad dressing? Just me? Okay.
One of the food runners from my job over the summer is literally so obsessed with me I can't log into Facebook without him messaging me asking where I am even though I told him a million times that I left for school PLEASE KILL ME
Who is the most underrated ASKfm user?
ALWAYS KEEP A BACKUP OF YOUR SKINCARE PRODUCTS OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP WITH 6 NEW PIMPLES IN UNDER 24 HOURS
what's the most physically painful game you've ever played with your friends
I got this question like 4 days ago and I think I was the only one to get it so like tf is happening
What you know that others don't?
WHY did my professor think it was okay to cancel my 8:30 class when I had already left my dorm??? Like I can't handle how inconsiderate that is??? I could have slept at least an extra hour??? I feel ATTACKED
Do-over day! Tell us about three things you would do differently!
1. Not work out so hard because I'm sore af 2. Go to the gym early because than 3 wouldn't be an issue 3. Blow dry my hair before I did my makeup because there was a fire (not a real fire someone opened the emergency exit and set the alarm off AGAIN) in my building and I was mid-baking (my face not baked goods) and had soaking wet hair and had to GO OUTSIDE FOR 25 MINUTES WHERE ALL OF THE BOYS I LOVE COULD HAVE EASILY SEEN ME
OMG I just laughed so hard at this I don't know why!!! I had to do this weird assignment for my C++ class with strings and modules and shit I don't even know. It took me forever.
What is the best place to hide things from others?
I've gotten so lazy that I can't even be bothered to walk probably 500 feet to go meet with my TA to ask her about a homework assignment. Gonna be in bed forever bye.
What is the most interesting invention?
When you're still trying to get over the same boy after he dragged you back in with his Instagram and you see him at the gym in a muscle tank HAHAHA WHAT IS MY LIFE
Got back to the gym today for the first time in almost 2 weeks after being sick and I feel so good. I don't know how I used to not go to the gym at all.
What are you good at that nobody knows?
Currently skipping class so I can eat mac and cheese and watch Criminal Minds so happy my priorities are straight
Someone saw a clown in an alley at the fair in my hometown today and now my friends are sending pictures and videos of clowns in our group chat I'm signing out if life forever bye
Just got Chipotle and I'm actually about to cry because I'm so happy about it
Do you believe in happy endings?
Do you ever put on a full face of makeup just to take about 500 selfies so you can post one on Instagram to show a boy what he's missing out on??? No??? Just me??? Ok.