Well; there was this little boy named George. It was one day before Christmas. George's mom had been rushed to the hospital after going into cardiac arrest, for sucking too many dicks. Cause his mom was a hoe. George was thankful, cause the doctor told George that his mom, his bitch ass slut bag mom was gonna live. So George got to celebrate Christmas with his mom. But then the diagnosis was wrong, and she died the next day. (: ~ THE END