Do you think soda cans are actually alive and each time you take one out of the pack you're really snapping it's neck and drinking it's blood in front of its family .__.
Being single is so much better than being taken because you don't have to worry about what to wear, how you look, how much you weigh you just have the best frigen time ever
And you don't have to worry about sharing your pizza
Would you come over if I bought 100 pizzas, bought a huge stack of movies (step brothers being one of them), I wore no makeup, pjs all day, cuddled, then me, you, Nash and Vivian go to the arcade?