when a guy says he loves you during sex, that's not him that's his dick talking so don't be all emotional and be like I love you too pls don't embarass yourself gurl

all these ghosts on Halloween and I still can't find a boo

Crush: what do you think I should be for Halloween?
Me: My bae

namaste

how the fuck do some girls change boyfriends so easily after every few months like wtf do you just create them in ur house or something

perks of dating me:
you will be the hot one lol

I swear, girls have the great wall of China around their heart because of that one dumb ass who fucked up

teen takle 1212

I've been busy

I really don't have an excuse for not texting back anymore, if I didn't then I genuinely just didn't care enough to