Leonard: Once you open the box it loses its value.
Penny: Ya, My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity.
Just tell me who this is
Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. (pause) Shhhhh!!!!
Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret.
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN!!!! SHHHH!!!
Is this Caitlin Caitlin Caitlin???? Or what what what?
4 girly girly girly girl
Cute cute cute cute cute
wh0 d4 fuck !s willis?
It's from the hangover but seriously who is dis
just plane ro0d
What you talking bout Willis
s0m3 0n3 y0u sp0k3 t0 0n k!k
That could be anybody doe
Wolowitz: Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Wolowitz: So there is a number.
Who is this ha
Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
Lmao
Howard: Why should I do something nice for you?
Sheldon: To go to Jewish heaven.
Howard: Jews don't have heaven
Sheldon: To avoid Jewish Hell?
Howard: Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish Hell
:')
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
:') who is this because I love you now :')
Raj: Okay, just to be clear, roller skating was my idea, and I'm very unhappy that you turned it into a double date. I hope you both fall on your asses and break your coccyxes.
Sheldon: The plural of coccyx is coccyges.
Raj: Screw you, give me back my lima beans.
HAhahah :')
wanker
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assman
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titman
I like tits
banananananananananananananananana
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batman
?
willy wonka chopped off your banana
???
what does the fox say?
YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP
Do you think people are basically bad or basically good?