YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. Like all of your "witty" answers just stfu
Thank you
On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?
What is this "cool" you speak of? Do other people have it? Is it normal to have it? If so, how much "cool" should you have? How much "cool" do you need? I am very unfamiliar with this "cool", so please explain.
Help my stomach is making weird noises and I'm scared that its gonna eat me
Well stop worrying, because it will. Eventually.
Smd?
Rather not
We need to get started on cum buddies merchandise. Im thinking tshirts, dildos, the whole 9 yards. I'll make the t-shirt design and you can start coming up with the jingle for the official cum buddies commercial.
Sounds like a plan. Screw my hopeful presidency of the 9th grade, we're going to become billionaires off of this.
Dr Colbert, whenever I see a jar of mayonnaise I get horny. Help
Well, according to the Mayonnaise Law of Science developed by Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick, mayonnaise is in fact, an instrument. Instruments are true to be very hornifying. This explains that your actions are really normal and natural. I hope this helps. -Dr. Colbert III