DA FUQ THAT SUCKS MAN. YOU NEED TO SET YOUR COWS ON HIM OR SHOW HIM WHO'S THE REAL DEAL (THAT'S YOU)
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF ME OKAY I ACT SO EXTRA-WEIRD AROUND HIM, TAKING A SHARP BREATH WHENEVER HE'S AROUND BECAUSE HE'S SO PERFECT MY STOMACH DOES A FLIP WHEN HE GLANCES AT ME IT'S HEAVEN WHEN HE FINALLY TALKED TO ME ONCE I TOLD MYSELF HE LIKES ME, ONLY THAT HE DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW IT I HAD MYSELF DOUBT IT WHEN HIS GLANCES SOMETIMES TURN INTO CONTEMPT AND ANNOYANCE BUT I STILL TOLD MYSELF THAT HE LIKES ME, THAT GLANCE WASN'T DIRECTED AT MEBUT OH TARA I HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE I NEED MY LIFE IS A FREAKING ACT
TORONTO IS MY DREAM PLACE TO LIVE OMFG THIS IS AMAZING
AND TO THINK THAT I'M A TORONTONIAN AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE CN TOWER
BUT YOU'RE AMAZING JESSIE YOU'RE AN AMAZING PERSON WHO SHOPLIFTS WITH COWS
THAT'S ON THE INTERNET IN REAL LIFE I'M A RANDOM BORING GIRL WHO ACTS SO TOUCHY AROUND HER CRUSH ONLY TO BE CRUSHED BY THE REALIZATIONAL FACT THAT HE LIKES MY BEST FRIEND MY BEST FRIEND, TARA, MY BEST FRIEND
i wanna be a canadian. i'm envious of you c:
Aww thank you c: Come visit Toronto some time and we'll eat potatoes together~
I MADE IT NOW I NEED TO UPLOAD IT BE READYYYYY
OKAY BUT I'M STILL GOING TO CRY OH POTATO THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS
I LOVE CANADA OK
GOOD THAT'S GOOD AND I LOVE POTATOLAND OR WHEREVER YOU LIVE
shush im making a rap 4 u so dont tell me who i am
OKAY DARLING I'M TRYING NOT TO TEAR UP
HOW ARE THEY NOT AVAILABLE WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY. I BET ITS CAUSE YOU'RE CANADIAN
kay, you don't have to swear at me.
oh well.
CHEESE!
This hot guy still has his grilled CHEESE sandwich ready for you I KNOW YOU WANT HIM AND HIS CHEESE SANDWICH XOXO
that's one twisted family tree we got going
Okay Potato I'm just done dinner and during dinner my parents were talking about business and whatnot I tuned out their convo and had a flashback of the time you said you hugged back me and THE COW I had this mental image of you hugging a big cow And I burst out laughing. My mom and dad just turned to me and gave me a weird look. This is how you ruin my image okay