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BUT IT WAS FLAWLESS

yas
BUT DID YOU HEAR MY CRAP ATTEMPT AT SINGING
AND I WAS FALTERING SO MANY TIMES IT'S EMBARRESSING
THOSE COWS CAN SING BETTER THAN ME
WHY AM I MAKING COW REFERENCES
mooooo
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im listening to your rap okay you go girl

yas
WHAT WHAT NO THE ANGEL OF SINGING LISTENING TO MY FAIL RAP NOO LET ME HIDE BEHIND THE COWS :'(
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Lolol, I meant track her down in her town and stuff. She's always tutoring people and doing stuff and going out, and to school and yeah. But I found her and she wouldn't let me hide in her perfect hair. :(

I'VE GOT AN IDEA:
Hey Daven... I'm failing in all my subjects these days and if you would come tutor me that'd be great. c: My address is 123 Sesame Street, right in between my good old neighbors Elmo and the Cookie Monster
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LOL SORRY I WAS THINKING OF THE OTHER JESSIE, AND HIS NAME IS SPELLED JESSY UGH hahahhahahahaha no

yas
Pleaseeee you can send it to me and I won't publicize your stunt

oh jessy it's not my time to embarrass myself yettt

yas
YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG
NO ESCAPE ANYMORE
HAND THE RECORDING xoxo

Good luck tracking her down and getting up there. Believe me, I've tried that before.

Let's start from the basics:
She lives in this galaxy, on Earth, in the Western (right?) Hemisphere, in North America, in the United States, in California
Well aren't I a genius, narrowed in down for you all so much xoxo

CONGRATS ON 69 FOLLOWERS (again!) <33333333 it seems to be your lucky number ;) ;)

IT IS MY LUCKY NUMBER OMG <3333
Those 3's just turned out like # so it's like a stampede of cows ran over my heart
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im sorry but there is no way im recording a cow song

yas
Please please please
Entertain your friend here with the angelic, sweet voice of yours singing bout giant majestic cows

SHUSH don't let her know abou our surprise attack... Oh, and I call hiding in her closet!

(Okay I'll be hiding in her hair)
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i honestly have no idea why i sung that whats wrong with me omg

yas
Send me the recording omg
Cows~ Moooooooo~ Giant majestic cows~
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oh my goodness, yes. ask has it's ways of making me look like a good person but you know my hair does that too, but it's soft so ~ -flips hair- you either got it or you dont jessie

yas
Got what
Got nerds? Yeah.
Got homies? Yeah.
Got hair? Nope.
Omg I meant SOFT, STRAIGHT, ALEN-LIKE hair
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NERDS FTW haha, leigh isn't three anymore, she's four <3

Aww Leigh happy bday! Are you one, are you two, are you three, are you four... What? Did you say you're seventeen? Noo Leigh, it's four. *holds out four fingers* Four.
NERDS FTW LIKE TALKING ABOUT CRYONICS TO THE BIG CRUNCH THEORY OMG
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LET'S AMBUSH HER WHEN SHE GOES TO SLEEP. >=D OH YES I CAN SMELL OUR AWESOMENESS.

YES YES YES. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope you realize I spent a great deal of time making that
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ask is addicting so, being social outside of it just isn't possible. if you can see my hair right now, you can see how damn straight it really is and you can see how fab it is when i flip it bc of what you said

yas
Ask actually makes me sound like I'm funny. Or sweet. Or nice. Or flawless.
Can I have your straight hair? My hair tangles up like a puffball after letting in down for just thirty minutes, seriously speaking.
My hair is in a ponytail right now so I can't flip my hair along with you ugh
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Wanna team up with me and Alyssa to get her? >=D We'd be a triple threat.

YES TRIPLE THREAT MWAHAHAHA WE'RE NERDS AND WE'RE SO EVIL WHY ARE WE SO AWESOME
DAVEN WE COMIN FO YOU GURL

That must suck just staring at the Kinects like that. I would totally lounge at them. And yes, I really wish actual bouncy cheese did exist and then we can eat them foreverrr. Or bounce them. That would be much much funner.

Bouncy cheese
Screw dat gravity
We could make basketballs out of bouncy cheese and substitute them with the normal boring basketballs and whenever we feel hungry when playing (that's me all the time, in fact, hw makes me hungry) basketball we can just take a bite at our balls #MyIngeniusIdeas
No dirty language intended

AWFUL :( I THINK I MESSED UP IN MY EXAMS BUT ITS OKAY IT'S OVERR! :D

YES YOUR EXAMS ARE OVER YESSS WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH UGH LEIGH'S NOT A THREE-YEAR-OLD ANYMORE IS SHE ON STEROIDS OR SOMETHING
As much as you are feeling awful right now, I will brighten your day ~ Now choose, wanna be homies or nerds

but my hair is more fab so pft askjdh; fine, fine, thank you ~ how about you

yas
I'm actually really happy right now, since even though I missed out on the Wii fun my friends were having today at my friend's house, I actually wasted my entire afternoon on chatting with you all wonderful wonderful people on Ask
And look, my hair's caught on the flame of fame (see what I did there ;))
Yes, I agree like dat beautiful soft-looking luscious hair paired up with your ugh flawless face (I still have your twin's face mwahaha) is the definition of being beyond perfection

Jessieeee I'm onlineee

YOU'RE ONLINNNNEEE THANKKKK GOOOOODDDD I LOOOOVVVEEEE YOUUUUUU EVEELLYNNN
HOW'S IT BEEN HUH HUH

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