What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?
You get a pet cow.
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Fo' drizzle.
OMGG
OLOLO
OLOLO
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
Because cows are crying and their tears and coming from the sky.
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Because she ran away from the ball!
OMG
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?
Because my cows said so.
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A stick.
OMG BEST ONE YETT
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What's brown and sticky?
Gravy.
Beef.
SACRILEGE.
Beef.
SACRILEGE.
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BOO-BEE
LOLOL
WHAT'S WITH THE LAME JOKES LMFAO
WHAT'S WITH THE LAME JOKES LMFAO
What did the ghost say to the bee?
"You shouldn't eat cows."
ROAR
LOLOL
LAMEEEE
ILYSSM
LAMEEEE
ILYSSM
How does a lion like his meat?
He likes meat that's anything but beef
Because he realizes that eating cows is sacrilege
Because he realizes that eating cows is sacrilege
He wanted a meatier shower!
LOLOL
LAMEEEE
ILYSM THO <3
LAMEEEE
ILYSM THO <3
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Why did the man dump ground beef on his head?
Because he realized that he should be ashamed for eating cows
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!" "Are you sure?" asks the second atom. To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
LOLOL
LAMEEE
LAMEEE
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casually spamming the shit out of you
don't make me poo
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r u A.
What is A
Is this a variable
Gahh I'm doing algebra hw. It's messing up my brain.
Is this a variable
Gahh I'm doing algebra hw. It's messing up my brain.
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your headline is so accurate in your case omfg
My hair is exploding from da secrets c;
did you know that
Jessie is perfect?
Psh of course I knew c;
Psh of course I knew c;
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you're fucking perfect
you're fucking perfect-ER <33
hai jessie
hai alen <3
you're gonna miss me by my hair you're gonna miss me everywhere (sue me i thought wrong)
wait what
you're gonna miss me when im goneeeee
OF COURSE I WILL
WHEN I'M GOOO-ONEEE
DOOOOOON'T LEAVE DA COW GODDDDD
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WHEN IM GONEEEEEEEE
DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOOO
SORRY DUNNO DIS SONG
SORRY DUNNO DIS SONG
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i'm such a joke ruin-er
NOOO. THIS IS MY CLASS:
"What's fair? The fair is fair. AHAHAHAHA."
"You must have weather WHETHER or not. AHAHAHAHA."
Corny jokes are their thing.
"What's fair? The fair is fair. AHAHAHAHA."
"You must have weather WHETHER or not. AHAHAHAHA."
Corny jokes are their thing.
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