What's the greatest invention of all time?
Viagra.
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How do you know when you're in love?
When my cock hardens.
What does the World know about the country you live in?
Fuck all, they don't include my fucking country in any social gatherings, but that may be because we're the size of a fucking grape full of sheep.
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What is your idea of a romantic evening?
Getting my dick out in a restaurant and expecting a surprise blowjob
What do you like to talk about the most?
Sexual activity, weird stuff, random mad crap that no one cares about. My face.
Who was the last person you hugged?
my furry feline
What would be your ideal lifestyle?
Be rich and fuck vegetables.
Whom do you really love?
my mummy
What would you grow in your imaginary garden?
Vagina and meth
How do you learn best: by listening, watching, reading or doing?
I've already answerred this by getting slapped in the face with a wet cloth or some kind of wet flapping thing
Do you believe that dreams can sometimes predict the future?
No, they can predict you waking up screaming like a little school girl and shitting the bed.
Which countries have you visited?
Pairs
What business or company do you wish you owned?
A Brothel and a McDonalds
What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
24 hours +
What would you ask the President?
How many women you slept with?
Do you believe in love?
I believing in shitting in the toilet and flushing
If the whole world were listening, what would you say?
Suck my mother fucking salami bitches!
What's your wildest fantasy?
Being tickled in a hedge by some half naked barbie
Who is your favorite teacher?
Dr.Jones
Can TV make us stupid?
Of course it fucking can, just look at me.
Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes, someones heart.
Name any 3 things that make you smile?
Women, Happy Women, Women that smile.
What mask would you wear to a masked ball?
I'd wear a condom on my nose and reindeer antlers
Who is the funniest person you know?
Simon Pegg
What is the most important thing you have learned in life?
Trust no bitch, fear no koala.
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