There once was a man from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, Within an hour his dick was a flower, And his balls were all covered in seeds January 05, 2013 Sounds like something that happened to me last weekend, but it turned out I just had herpes. Liked by: Danielle Estlick
There was an old woman from eeling, Who had a peculiar feeling, She laid on her back and opened her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling January 05, 2013 I think I've made love to this woman Liked by: Danielle Estlick
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Oh hi. Why are you such a cutie? =)) Kassandra Dyvonne Pope January 05, 2013 I don't know, always asked myself that question, but I'm such an arrogant cunt I haven't answered myself. Liked by: Kassandra Dyvonne Pope
Ask this kid >>http://ask.fm/MegaTroublee<< want to annoy her with loads of questions:P ask her as many as you can:) thanks:) January 05, 2013 Suck my sock puppet
ARE YOU AFRAID OF SOMETHING YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND? :D January 05, 2013 Yeah, love. Liked by: Hannah Watson Geena Giacalone Caitlyn Kirby
Compliment (not on anon) everyone that likes this? January 05, 2013 Asking me to compliment people not on anonymous, when you asked me this on anonymous. Suck my dick.
IF ROSES ARE RED, HOW COME VIOLETS ARE BLUE? :D January 05, 2013 Because gardeners know what they'e talking about.
Ur not hot ur just some fat slob who likes tumble gays January 05, 2013 At least I don't have to re-sit high school like you, you dumb fuck. Liked by: TashaLewis
This is your mom!, you have grown up so fast! lol January 05, 2013 You're not my 'mom', you're a just some dick that fucks rabbits. Liked by: Kirsten Vandebroek shiva g ropiot-van baal Norge Mae Riopay jade
Do you think I'm a guy or a girl? Haha! I'm the one who asked the last question. January 05, 2013 I think you're a dinosaur Liked by: Harri Thorn my actual name is precious btw Paula Gabriel Stephanie Lincoln