If you were granted an autograph from anyone, who would it be?
Jimmy Savile
darling, you're not drunk, you're just fucked up in the head. luh yew.
Suck on my dick and call me samsung
fucking a flamingo isn't drunk enough honey bunch.
Well it is when I thought it was a flamingo when it was really a daffodil strapped to the end of antelopes nose, but then again I didn't consider the fact I used cling film as protection and shoved an unpeeled banana up my nose to give me that extra boost. I did manage to cum on top of my eyebrow but that might of been because I slipped on the banana peel.
.....asdfghjkl; then go out, you're not drunk enough.