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Ever stood naked in front of a mirror, pulled your cock down and back between your legs, put your hands on your hips, and screamed ..... "Look! I've got a pussy!"

ngl yeah, don't think any boy my age hasn't done that tbh :L
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I will follow you on twitter but after you are following me back right :) and tomorrow do my fan sign:) xxx<3

《Vala》
yeah i'll follow back, but can i get one back too? xxx

Aw bless,do you want me to get you more followers?I'll do a shout out for you?<3

thanks for that feel, like a complete beg now, oh well, shit happens, yes pls :P <3

I've messaged you on twitterrrr<3

just messaged back, sorry didn't even realise, don't even know what to do aaaaaah :\ <3

rate everyone on looks out of 10, smash or pass, date or mate and compliment for likers?! got to do them though

i'll so smash or pass and looks,
NOW LIKE YOU SEXY MOTHER FUCKERS ;) xox
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what would you do if you were laying wounded on the floor, shot by a hand gun?

you probably wont expect this, im always doing unexpected thing ready for this? okay here goes;
- i'd lay on the floor (obviously because i'd just been shot)
- then i'd lay some more ( 'cos im a lazy shit like that)
- then i'd roll around ( 'cos YOLO)
- then i'd call my wife, RITA ORA and tell her to come
- then shed help me up and take me to a bed where i could lay comfortably ( again, im lazy like that)
- then she'd ask me if i was alright and if i needed the ambulance
- i'd say no ( because i am ARD y'know)
- and then, here's the best bit, i'd have sex with her,
FUCK DYING A VIRGIN, FUCK DAT SHIT, AS THEY SAY, END ON A HIGH MOTHER FUCKER, END ON A MOTHER FUCKING HIGH ;) xo

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