Heyyyy what is your most embarrassing awkward boner story?;)x
well i was in class once and i got sent a dirty picture, and the next thing i know the table starts rising bit by bit, then it suddenly flies through the air and my dick had ripped my trousers, it carried on growing for 87 minutes before it went down again, in the end my teacher told me to say sorry to the class for disturbing them but then everyone said it was alright because apparently that sort of shit is attractive, weird right, wtf anyways then i was going home and the same thing happened only this time it hit a car and the car flew forward, my penins really seems to embarrass me sometimes, i wish it didn't grow 8722988292936424527962048947389399293 inches every time i got a boner :L x