If you had to choose between sticking your face into a fan and messing it up or doing the same with your balls, which would you choose?
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Please buy me a pizza I'm hungry
If I bought pizza and I knew I had to give it to someone I would probably shit on it before I gave it to them just out of the pure jealousy of the fact they were having pizza and I wasn't
Do you have an accent?
when I speak Portuguese I do
but when I speak English I just sound like a spastic
but when I speak English I just sound like a spastic
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are you going to a party on saturday?
probably
I'm meant to
I'm meant to
ever worn glasses?
nope
too much swag
too much swag
why do you want to deactivate your account ?
yolo swag
You're soo hot
I swear If I don't get an interesting question in the next 10 minutes I am deactivating for ever
your phone is orgasmic
It's a camera you little shit
take your sarcasm, and shove it so far up your ass you get cancer in your rectum
take your sarcasm, and shove it so far up your ass you get cancer in your rectum
Are you actually gonna do the like for like thing?
blocked from liking
I can delete the answer if it makes you happy?
I can delete the answer if it makes you happy?
#wankinginweirdplacesbecauseyolo
If ask.fm make hash tags like facebook I think I may commit
weirdest places you've masturbated?
I know someone who wanked in a church lmao :\
like = 3 likes?
no one is online so no one will like it so I won't have to like that many probably
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so yeah go for it
only time I am actually doing it for like a month btw
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so yeah go for it
only time I am actually doing it for like a month btw
http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.cloudliv.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1581847_371023452991370_739300357_n.jpg Rate?
she is fucking perfect
Im 14 and I'm fat and ugly, i cant walk down the road without being shouted abuse, at first i could handle it but now I'm having really bad cutting and suicidal thoughts! I'm scared and alone i cant tell anyone i know because its another thing i will be judged on, any advice??
remember those hard moments you went through before? the ones you said you never thought you'd get through? well guess what, you got through them, and it can be the same this time too, all you have to do is trust yourself and LET yourself get better.
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here are 5 things I want you to do
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grab the blades you have or anything you could use to cut, and throw them away, somewhere you'd never get them back. If you can't do it yourself, tell your mum that you have them and what you want to do with them, tell her where they are and she will throw them away for you
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grab a mirror, stand in front of it, and look at yourself, look at who you are, and remember everything you've got through, remember the hard times you've had previously and remember how you got through them
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remember those hard times you were just thinking about? remember what you were thinking back then? " I can't get through this" "I'm going to give up" "I want to die".
Did you think those things? maybey, but guess what, you got through it, and that's what will happen now, you can get through it.
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never tell yourself you're going to give up. because if you do you'll waste the chance of getting to all the good that's still coming your way
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5.
and lastly, read the words in this picture, and do exactly what they say, it's called the butterfly project, and It can be the opportunity for you to free yourself from self harm and move on
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here are 5 things I want you to do
1.
grab the blades you have or anything you could use to cut, and throw them away, somewhere you'd never get them back. If you can't do it yourself, tell your mum that you have them and what you want to do with them, tell her where they are and she will throw them away for you
.
2.
grab a mirror, stand in front of it, and look at yourself, look at who you are, and remember everything you've got through, remember the hard times you've had previously and remember how you got through them
.
3.
remember those hard times you were just thinking about? remember what you were thinking back then? " I can't get through this" "I'm going to give up" "I want to die".
Did you think those things? maybey, but guess what, you got through it, and that's what will happen now, you can get through it.
.
4.
never tell yourself you're going to give up. because if you do you'll waste the chance of getting to all the good that's still coming your way
.
5.
and lastly, read the words in this picture, and do exactly what they say, it's called the butterfly project, and It can be the opportunity for you to free yourself from self harm and move on
you are proper fit omfg wish i was danielle:'( xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm sure I'd prefer danielle to be honest :\ x
you and danni are so cute x
she's fucking perfect in every way imaginable and flawless in each and every aspect and way.
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and I'm just the luckiest boy ever who has a chance to make her happy and who will do anything to make her happy :) x
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and I'm just the luckiest boy ever who has a chance to make her happy and who will do anything to make her happy :) x
so who is danielle ? :D
you must be new here
you are actually one of the most perfect boys i have ever seen.
you clearly haven't left your house a lot :\
iam gonna kiss your girlfriend from her mouth when i will meet her ;)
have fun kissing this non existent girlfriend you talk about :)
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† lots of love †
your girlfriend belongs to me gay :)
good thing I don't actually have a girlfriend lmao
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have fun being single :))
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have fun being single :))
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Josh Hutcherson? You remind me of him idek ahaha :))
I have 13878 unanswered questions
probably about 1000 of them are saying I look like im lmao
I really don't see it tho
probably about 1000 of them are saying I look like im lmao
I really don't see it tho
i love your fuckin girlfriend :*ass
love her from a distance or I'll snap your neck :)
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its meeeee
Harry
handsom
hand you some what?
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Is it okay for a 17 year old to date a 13 year old?
no
it's disgusting
my sisters 11
if a 15 year old got into a relationship with her I think I'd put him in hospital and put myself in prison.
it's disgusting
my sisters 11
if a 15 year old got into a relationship with her I think I'd put him in hospital and put myself in prison.
take a picture of the seven holes?
I'm not getting out of bed,
walking out of my room,
finding a camera,
taking a picture of a wall,
finding the USB cable that connects to my camera,
uploading it to my computer
resizing the whole picture so ask.fm can accept it,
and uploading it just for you am I
walking out of my room,
finding a camera,
taking a picture of a wall,
finding the USB cable that connects to my camera,
uploading it to my computer
resizing the whole picture so ask.fm can accept it,
and uploading it just for you am I
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