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yay u get the bara wala tbh.. tbh ali u da best ur really caring and funny and a great friend to talk to tbh i loved the way how u trusted me with ur crush. u da best pal <3 love ya

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You don't have the time to imitate your mom. Seriously?

In the morning:-
Mom: Uth jao Haider.
Me: *Acts sleeping*
Mom: Uth jao Haider. 7:00 bj gaye hain. College nahi jana hta to pehle hi bta diya karo.
Me: *Sees time* It's not even 6:30 yet?
Mom: Uth jao late hojao gy.
Leaving for college:-
Me: Allah Hafiz *Kisses on her forehead*
Mom: Bike araam sy chalana.
Me: Aram sy hi chalata hun -_-
Mom: Helmet pehan kr jana.
Me: Mama baal khrb hjate hain. Allah Hafiz.
Back from college:-
Mom: Namaz Parho
Me: Acha
Mom: Jaldi karo.
After lunch:-
Mom: Parhne beth jao.
Me: Acha.
Mom: Paper sar py hain. Ye phone py kis se baat karte rehte ho.
Me: -_- Mama Hamza Hassan hai yaar.
Mom: Saara din Hamza sy baat karte ho.
Me: Nae to. Tashfeen bhi hta hai. =)
In the evening:-
Me and my brother planning on going to EV.
Mom: Koe kahein nahi ja rha. Subha ka aik lafz nahi parha tm donon ny.
Brother: Mama kya hgya hai jany dain yaar.
Me: *Finds a proper situation* Mama Jani yaar aj janay dain phir papers ky baad jayein gy. Please.
Brother: Janay dain yaar.
Mom: Jb plan bnaya hta hai to mere se kiun pochty ho (Emotional Attyachaar)
Me: 1 ghnty main ajayen gy.
Mom: Bike araam sy chalana.
Me: Aram sy hi chalata hoon -_-
Mom: Aram sy nahi chalate na. Mujy log btate rehte hain Haider bari taez bike chalata hai.
Me: Yaar aram sy hi chalata hoon.
*Leaves for EV*
At night:-
Mom: Haider, Geo lga do. Mera Sultan lgna hai.
Mom: *Watching Mera Sultan*. Namazain ktni parhi hain subha ki?
Me: Yaar Zuhur aur Asr nahi parhi thi.
Mom: Main Baba ko phone karne lgi hoon. Btati hoon.
Me: Yaar Isha parhny jaa rha hoon na. Parhne bethny lga hoom.
Mom: Jaldi karo.
Going to sleep:-
Me: Allah Hafiz *Kisses on her forehead*
Mom: So jana phone py na bethna phir subha uthty nahi ho -_-
Me: Ugghh Acha Mama Jani.
Mom: *Comes to my room and saw me using phone at night* Phone mujy dedo bss. Iske baad apko phone nahi milna. Parhte aik lafz nahi ho.
Me: Acha sonay lga hoon.
Mom: Nae dedo mujy phone. Jaldi karo.
Me: Achaaaa na. Ab nahi use karta. :'(
Mom: So jao.
Me: Allah Hafiz.
Mom: *Goes to her room*
Me: *Using Phone*.
=)
I LOVE MY MOM MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.
=)

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Liked by: hamza gillani Zahra

Your crush must be a lucky girl?

Hahhahahaha Yeeaah.
Lolz.
She's very lucky. She has so many hot guys waiting for her.
I'm the only unlucky one who she doesn't even wants to talk to. =)

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