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yay u get the bara wala tbh.. tbh ali u da best ur really caring and funny and a great friend to talk to tbh i loved the way how u trusted me with ur crush. u da best pal <3 love ya
You don't have the time to imitate your mom. Seriously?
In the morning:- Mom: Uth jao Haider. Me: *Acts sleeping* Mom: Uth jao Haider. 7:00 bj gaye hain. College nahi jana hta to pehle hi bta diya karo. Me: *Sees time* It's not even 6:30 yet? Mom: Uth jao late hojao gy.Leaving for college:- Me: Allah Hafiz *Kisses on her forehead* Mom: Bike araam sy chalana. Me: Aram sy hi chalata hun -_- Mom: Helmet pehan kr jana. Me: Mama baal khrb hjate hain. Allah Hafiz.Back from college:- Mom: Namaz Parho Me: Acha Mom: Jaldi karo. After lunch:- Mom: Parhne beth jao. Me: Acha. Mom: Paper sar py hain. Ye phone py kis se baat karte rehte ho. Me: -_- Mama Hamza Hassan hai yaar. Mom: Saara din Hamza sy baat karte ho. Me: Nae to. Tashfeen bhi hta hai. =)In the evening:- Me and my brother planning on going to EV. Mom: Koe kahein nahi ja rha. Subha ka aik lafz nahi parha tm donon ny. Brother: Mama kya hgya hai jany dain yaar. Me: *Finds a proper situation* Mama Jani yaar aj janay dain phir papers ky baad jayein gy. Please. Brother: Janay dain yaar. Mom: Jb plan bnaya hta hai to mere se kiun pochty ho (Emotional Attyachaar) Me: 1 ghnty main ajayen gy. Mom: Bike araam sy chalana. Me: Aram sy hi chalata hoon -_- Mom: Aram sy nahi chalate na. Mujy log btate rehte hain Haider bari taez bike chalata hai. Me: Yaar aram sy hi chalata hoon. *Leaves for EV*At night:- Mom: Haider, Geo lga do. Mera Sultan lgna hai. Mom: *Watching Mera Sultan*. Namazain ktni parhi hain subha ki? Me: Yaar Zuhur aur Asr nahi parhi thi. Mom: Main Baba ko phone karne lgi hoon. Btati hoon. Me: Yaar Isha parhny jaa rha hoon na. Parhne bethny lga hoom. Mom: Jaldi karo.Going to sleep:- Me: Allah Hafiz *Kisses on her forehead* Mom: So jana phone py na bethna phir subha uthty nahi ho -_- Me: Ugghh Acha Mama Jani. Mom: *Comes to my room and saw me using phone at night* Phone mujy dedo bss. Iske baad apko phone nahi milna. Parhte aik lafz nahi ho. Me: Acha sonay lga hoon. Mom: Nae dedo mujy phone. Jaldi karo. Me: Achaaaa na. Ab nahi use karta. :'( Mom: So jao. Me: Allah Hafiz. Mom: *Goes to her room* Me: *Using Phone*. =)I LOVE MY MOM MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. =)
Hahhahahaha Yeeaah. Lolz. She's very lucky. She has so many hot guys waiting for her. I'm the only unlucky one who she doesn't even wants to talk to. =)
I give away almost a 1000 likes everyday. Every single day. Anon tm kahan thyyyy? I won't decline, obviously. I've never done that. Soo Fuck Yeah. Rape that heart y'all people. :)